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Think of how bad a combination of McClane strength hangover would be when the Spideysense kicks in...

Plus side is, that at the end of the first Die Hard, he'd have been able to shoot web at Gruber and had some fun yo-yoing him up and down a bit before letting him drop.

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Originally posted by jaden101
What if McClane's mother conceived via midichlorians and then just before he was born she was bitten by a vampire as well as the spider later in life so he became a Jedi, day-walking SpiderMcClane.

Jedi Daywalking SpiderMcClane it is!!!!











How could Riggs or Sith possibly beat that...?

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What if McClane's mother conceived via midichlorians and then just before he was born she was bitten by a vampire as well as the spider later in life so he became a Jedi, day-walking SpiderMcClane.

ok ok ok, hear me out. What if in his attempts to cure himself from the radioactive spider bite and his vampirism. McClane experimented with Gamma Radiation in hopes to find a cure A Hulking DayWalking spiderCLANE

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Originally posted by Sadako of Girth
LOL The sort of guy who when he is angry, rips his shirt, turns green and bites, you cuts with a sword and shoots you 12 times before giving the miranda to the corpse, suspended from a bridge with webbing after a bad pun...

hey...,HEY, his puns are the best

That is an image that overloads the neurons though

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