TMPC
Movie Preview Critic
Gender: Male Location: Elmwood Park, Illinois, US |
Yo! The Movie Preview Critic is in the house!
Do you feel like movies are getting sh*ttier each week?
Does the news of remakes, reboots and rip-offs leave you feeling like a red-headed stepchild?
Are the TV shows, cartoons, comics and original movies that made your childhood feel like a magical adventure calling you in the middle of the night from a street corner pay phone asking for rescue from the H-wood pimp that's whoring them out to make quick, easy, brainless, creative-free profit?
If these questions have put into words the puke-alarm feeling that’s been slowly building in your gut over the last 4 cinematic years, then smile, you’re not crazy or pregnant, though you still might have the herp... you’ve just been sensing the MOVIEPOCALYPSE!
It’s the end of GOOD MOVIES, the end of movies made with a fresh creative spirit.
To help prevent this cinematic catastrophe , I’ll be blogging regularly here to keep us all up to date on the day to day battles and hopefully, help make a movie difference!
Till then, LONG LIVE GOOD MOVIES!
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