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Impediment
Relentless
 Gender: Male
Location: In a less funny world. Moderator |
The Critic Game
The premise of this game is to try your hand at critiqing a movie in one phrase or less.
You know how you see a movie trailer or commercial, and those one phrase or less critiques by critics like Roger Ebert are shown saying stuff like: "A powerhouse of modern cinema", or "The best action movie of the year", or "Eventful and imaginative" and so on and so on?
What I'll do is name a movie. Then the next person will type their own one phrase or less review/critique, beit positive or negative, about the movie I just named. Then that person will name another movie for the next person to critique and then name their own movie and so on. Be honest, now. We're looking for both positive and negative responses.
Let's begin.
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Fight Club
(Now the next person will type a one phrase or less review/critique about Fight Club, then list their choice of movie for the next person, and so on.)
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Last edited by Impediment on Oct 27th, 2006 at 01:17 AM
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Oct 27th, 2006 01:11 AM |
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Strangelove
Directive
 Gender: Male
Location: Down to Earth |
Entertaining and thought-provoking
Dr Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
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Oct 28th, 2006 03:47 AM |
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Impediment
Relentless
Gender: Male
Location: In a less funny world. Moderator |
"A brilliant satire for the ages!"
The Abyss
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Oct 28th, 2006 02:38 PM |
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Lighthammer
Colonial Marine
 Gender: Male
Location: USS Sulaco |
A non stop action thrill ride!
Aliens
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From the b***s of Hancock's junior's to the shores of misery, we will curse our country's leaders cross the stars on land and sea, first to fight the distant corporate wars, spill our blood for a sheaf of green, we will do or die, we ask not why cuz we're colonial marines!
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Oct 28th, 2006 05:11 PM |
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Impediment
Relentless
Gender: Male
Location: In a less funny world. Moderator |
A terrifying sci-fi epic destined to scare for generations
Clerks
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Shit. Piss. F*ck. C*nt. C*cksucker. Motherf*cker. T*ts.
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Oct 28th, 2006 05:14 PM |
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Röland
Psycho
 Gender: Male
Location: |
"A laugh out loud cult classic."
Saw
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Oct 28th, 2006 07:39 PM |
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Impediment
Relentless
Gender: Male
Location: In a less funny world. Moderator |
"An ultimately unsatisfying, mediocre horror film that braved new ground."
Pulp Fiction
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Oct 28th, 2006 08:17 PM |
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Strangelove
Directive
Gender: Male
Location: Down to Earth |
"An innovative story structure that broke the mold and became an instant cult classic."
Hellboy
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Oct 30th, 2006 11:03 PM |
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Impediment
Relentless
Gender: Male
Location: In a less funny world. Moderator |
"Another comic adaptation destined for cult status!"
Predator
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Shit. Piss. F*ck. C*nt. C*cksucker. Motherf*cker. T*ts.
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Oct 30th, 2006 11:39 PM |
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Strangelove
Directive
Gender: Male
Location: Down to Earth |
"One of those movies I haven't seen yet"
Sin City
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Nov 1st, 2006 06:14 AM |
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Impediment
Relentless
Gender: Male
Location: In a less funny world. Moderator |
"Like watching a living comic book, the best adaptation yet!"
The Princess Bride
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Shit. Piss. F*ck. C*nt. C*cksucker. Motherf*cker. T*ts.
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Nov 1st, 2006 12:45 PM |
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Lighthammer
Colonial Marine
Gender: Male
Location: USS Sulaco |
"I heard this is supposed to be a great movi zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz"
Wayne's World
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From the b***s of Hancock's junior's to the shores of misery, we will curse our country's leaders cross the stars on land and sea, first to fight the distant corporate wars, spill our blood for a sheaf of green, we will do or die, we ask not why cuz we're colonial marines!
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Nov 1st, 2006 08:22 PM |
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Impediment
Relentless
Gender: Male
Location: In a less funny world. Moderator |
A funny movie that, ultimately, spawned a new era of catchphrase fads."
Superman (1978)
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Shit. Piss. F*ck. C*nt. C*cksucker. Motherf*cker. T*ts.
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Nov 1st, 2006 08:40 PM |
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Strangelove
Directive
Gender: Male
Location: Down to Earth |
"A classic adaptation with an all-star cast!"
X2: X-Men United
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Nov 1st, 2006 10:11 PM |
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Impediment
Relentless
Gender: Male
Location: In a less funny world. Moderator |
"An action packed, yet thought provoking movie."
Rain Man
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Shit. Piss. F*ck. C*nt. C*cksucker. Motherf*cker. T*ts.
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Nov 1st, 2006 10:13 PM |
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Strangelove
Directive
Gender: Male
Location: Down to Earth |
"Dustin Hoffman in a stunning, heartwarming role!"
True Romance
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Nov 1st, 2006 10:30 PM |
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Relentless
Gender: Male
Location: In a less funny world. Moderator |
"A violent love story that shines."
Dazed and Confused
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Shit. Piss. F*ck. C*nt. C*cksucker. Motherf*cker. T*ts.
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Nov 2nd, 2006 12:00 AM |
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Strangelove
Directive
Gender: Male
Location: Down to Earth |
"Destined to become a hit among high school students!"
A Ngiht at the Roxbury
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Nov 3rd, 2006 08:59 PM |
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Impediment
Relentless
Gender: Male
Location: In a less funny world. Moderator |
"I want my 90 minutes back."
The Incredibles
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Shit. Piss. F*ck. C*nt. C*cksucker. Motherf*cker. T*ts.
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Nov 3rd, 2006 10:30 PM |
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Lighthammer
Colonial Marine
Gender: Male
Location: USS Sulaco |
" Like Superman(tied to kryptonite!)"
The Dirty Dozen
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From the b***s of Hancock's junior's to the shores of misery, we will curse our country's leaders cross the stars on land and sea, first to fight the distant corporate wars, spill our blood for a sheaf of green, we will do or die, we ask not why cuz we're colonial marines!
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Nov 4th, 2006 03:14 AM |
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