I created this because that we we can discuss the spoof without ruining the flow of the story. Talk about it here and then the story can be in sauron's topic.
wait wait..............look at this, this is arwen and glorfindel in the same scene. its funny
Strider: No! no! Don't do that, I want you to meet Glori and-- Arwen what are you doing here?!
Arwen: Esteeeel! You're not supposed to see me yet! Turn around so I can put my sword in your neck!
Strider: Oh sorry! (Turns around)
Arwen: What's this? A ranger caught off his guard?
Glorfindel: Hey! You are not even supposed to BE here! This is MY big rescue scene! You get to do all the kissy kissy scenes in Rivendell so take your Xena wanna-be self and buzz off!!
Arwen: Oh it's Glorfindel, the archetype dumb blonde!
Glorfindel: What's that? Arwen, I think I hear your Daddy calling you. You'd best run home!
Arwen: <rolling eyes> Some people just won't stay dead.
(FrodoPippinSam)
Arwen: Anyway, I am here for Frodo.
Arwen: So Glori.. um how long have you been searching..
Glorfindel: Stop calling me that you know how much I hate that... <glares at Arwen, then speaking to Aragorn> 9 days I have been searching for...
Arwen: I found them in 2 (light laughter).. You've never been a good tracker.. 9 days. *snork*
Strider: OK so you both tied.. we've had..
Glorfindel: <ignoring Strider> Oh yes, your excellent skills as a seamstress makes you *so* qualified to help. What are you going to do, sew the Black Riders' pants legs together so they can't get on their horses?
Arwen: Glorfindel, darling... all your friends have left these shores. Why are you still here?
Merry and Pippin: <Snicker, snicker>
Arwen: <finally turning to Strider> Oh dearest of mine. There are 5 Black Riders hot on your tail.
Glorfindel: 5? I only saw 4.. are you sure?
Arwen: Of course it was 5.. I'm an ELF remember.. perfect eyesight!
Glorfindel: Well so am I, and I say there were 4.
Merry and Pippin: <Snicker, snicker>
Sam: Uh. Strider?
Strider/Aragorn (to Arwen): Well, Arwen I am really glad to see you..
Sam: Uh. Strider?
Frodo: Moan.
Arwen (to Aragorn): I knew you would be sweetie pie...
Sam: Uh. STRIDER! GRRRRRRR! Stop giving each other the googlie eyes and pay attention! Frodo is sick!
Frodo: Moan.. <slipping off pony and loosing consciousness.>
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Thank you god for the blessing me with Chanel.
She is back with you now, so take care of her
sauron on your spoof do u want it to read like a script (like it is now) or like a book/story. If u want a story line thing I might be able to think one up.