I liked that grumpy old hobbit who gave Frodo and Sam the stink-eye as they left the Shire in the first film and gave them the same stink-eye when they came back at the end of part three. I wish they would have developed his character just a bit more.
All things that indeed make him far more interesting than just about everyone else there.
His motto of "When heads are at a loss, bodies must serve," as he forces a path through the snow scores him manyfold more thaan legolas' poncy feather-footed running. He's llike that all the way through, and all the more awesome for it.
"We've got maybe seconds before Darth Rosenberg grinds everybody into Jawa burgers and not one of you buds has the midi-chlorians to stop her!"
"You've never had any TINY bit of sex, have you?"
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"Though he seemed the least, Círdan perceived that Gandalf was the most wise and powerful of them. He secretly gave him Narya, the Ring of Fire, telling him:
"Take this ring, Master, for your labours will be heavy; but it will support you in the weariness that you have taken upon yourself. For this is the Ring of Fire, and with it you may rekindle hearts in a world that grows chill. But as for me, my heart is with the Sea, and I will dwell by the grey shores until the last ship sails. I will await you." Appendix B: "The Tale of Years
__________________ "Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was... a drinker. And a fiend. And one night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes the knife to her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and he says "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the knife,"Why so serious?" He sticks the blade in my mouth. "Let’s put a smile on that face!" And... Why so serious?"