KMC Forums - The Really bad Star Wars Crawls thread.

Here's what i've done so far

The Phantom menace.

A young bratty boy and jarjars
have teamed up to bring the
planet of the gungans under the
control of the Sith Lord.

President of the republic Chancellor
Count Drakula has sent quigon
and his podawon obionekenobi
to be detectives.

Little does quigon know that
the asian frog things have
droidekes.

Attack of the Clones

Queen of the gunguns, Amaduhla, has returned
to the fith element set planet to vote on
Attacking the Clones.

Young bratty boy, now young bratty man, has
chucked temper tamtrums and is slowlying
turning to the EVIL SIDE.

Count Dooku, has made it diffucult for the Jedi
to use their medichlorian robot things in their
bloodsteams to restore orderliness to the galaxy.

Revenge of the Sith.

Evil! Watch out! The Republic is, falling away
because of count dooku's grand orchestra
of battle droidekes, has swept into big
city planet to make choas.

Only can chaos be un-consumed by ani
sweeping through grand heroclix with
his teaching jedi master Ben,
aims to bring back captured villain.

The fate of an entire galaxy is in the hands
of a few young evil ones, evil are looming
on both sides, watch out!

A New Hope.

Civil War! the dubiousness of the rebellion
has struck the GALACTIC empire once again.
blueprints of the deadly death star has been stolen.

The GALACTIC EMPIRE has sent out all soughts of
weirdos to hunt down the crayon drawings
of the dangerous ball planet space station thing.

Princess leia organa amidala padme has done a
donut style hairpiece to look race across the galaxy
in her speeder from the count Vader.

The Empire Strikes Back

It is very bad to be alive
for the rebellion, because of
grand triangular things chasing
them and weasling them out.

Count Vader, lord of the Evil side
has been searching for his long lost
son Luke and plans to announce his fatherhood.

Only can the cocky wit of hans in the solo
make the incredibly escape from
grand triangular things except from
Count Vader who turns him into ice.

Return of the Jedi.

Luke in the Skywalker has returned to his
home planet of tatoot to save the Hans in
the solo from being sodomized by Jabba in
the hut

Luke is ignorant of giant ball space station
on a string and Count Vader is being a
bald, bald man for Galactic emperoror return.

Only can teddys and giant slugs save the day
from the gruesome Emperor who is really
a douche.