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Microsoft's Matrix
In a lighter moment, which has become a traditional part of Gates' keynote speech at Comdex, he showed a spoof of The Matrix with Microsoft Chief Executive Officer Steve Ballmer cast as Neo and himself as Morpheus. Some might think The Matrix is an odd choice for Microsoft to parody since the movie is about the human race being enslaved by malevolent cyberintelligence, basically software. Neo, a hacker, joins Morpheus and his group to destroy The Matrix. In Microsoft's version, The Matrix is a world filled with IT consultants working for IBM and selling Linux, while the world outside The Matrix is Windows, which "frees the IT masses," Gates says in the parody.
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Nov 19th, 2003 04:03 AM
MC Mike
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your tags are messed up. And the second one worked, now it doesn't.
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Nov 19th, 2003 04:09 AM
TOH
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I am fighting vB code...
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Nov 19th, 2003 04:11 AM
MC Mike
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now it works
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Nov 19th, 2003 04:12 AM
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woah, freeky...you know that second picture you posted?? Why is that guy patting his stomach?
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Nov 19th, 2003 07:46 AM
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OMG is that?
that's just sick, gates as morpheus
he can do whatever he wants, but that's just too much
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Nov 19th, 2003 05:16 PM
JKozzy
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Uck.... Bill Gates should NOT be Morpheus... a dishonour to us all
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Nov 19th, 2003 07:48 PM
furryman
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OMG!
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Nov 19th, 2003 08:00 PM
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Gates as Morpheus is horrible. Bill Gates should be Agent Smith, the architect or Merv. These three are sinvoling evil b@#$#$$
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Nov 19th, 2003 08:25 PM
TOH
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quote: Originally posted by mors823
Gates as Morpheus is horrible. Bill Gates should be Agent Smith, the architect or Merv. These three are sinvoling evil b@#$#$$
I agree! Imagine that:
Neo - Who are you?
Gates - I am the Architect. I created the Matrix..
Neo - Bullshit!
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Nov 19th, 2003 08:45 PM
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Aha. Gates & co. trying to usurp the Matrix... The system is everywhere...
(Peers around looking like your everyday conspiracy theorist)...
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Nov 20th, 2003 01:44 AM
dragonpisces272
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come on, everyone just say it straight, he isn't black. Okay, that seems a little racist, but...still, he sucks
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Nov 20th, 2003 11:19 AM
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Frankly, I give Gates credit for having the balls to do that precisely BECAUSE so many people would see him as the System rather than the Liberator!
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Nov 20th, 2003 01:18 PM
Vim
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that is the most stupid way to sell computer software... And the commercial is stupid...
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Nov 20th, 2003 04:46 PM
Agent Elrond
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Is there any place to watch the commercial?
After more analaysis, I think Gates is more like Merv
Gates=Monopoly
Merv= Mononoly
Therefore, by the transiative property:
Gates=Merv
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Nov 20th, 2003 08:19 PM
furryman
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does he imprison access programs?
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Nov 20th, 2003 08:42 PM
Agent Elrond
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He does shut out Mac programs and Apple computers, doesn't he?
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Nov 20th, 2003 08:49 PM
TOH
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quote: Originally posted by mors823
Is there any place to watch the commercial?
After more analaysis, I think Gates is more like Merv
Gates=Monopoly
Merv= Mononoly
Therefore, by the transiative property:
Gates=Merv
I disagree..Merv has style....
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Nov 20th, 2003 09:20 PM
Agent Elrond
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True, to call Gates Merv would be an isult to Merv, therefore, I have no idea where to place Gates. Oh, yeah, Gates doesn't belong in the Matrix. ITS AN INSULT!!!!!
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Nov 20th, 2003 09:22 PM
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Gates=A small racoon in the matrix.
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