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shinta
matrix twins source

Gender: Female
Location: hiding in the closet

funny quotes

post things like this:

seraph:but first i must apolagise
neo:for what?
seraph:for this,(FARTS LOUDLY) laughing

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isn't he cute???
shinta ,keeper of the twins nose twitch
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Jul 30th, 2003 09:17 PM

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gabimr2

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Location: M�xiicop =)

Re: funny quotes

agent... you??..
smith 1-- yes me!.. me me me...
smith 2.. mee too wink

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pascuaLaaa rockss! Iam not so bad..once u get to know me angel

Jul 31st, 2003 12:53 AM

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shinta
matrix twins source

Gender: Female
Location: hiding in the closet

in m1

morpheus:if ya take red pill.....
if ya take the blue pill.....
neo:and the yellow pill?
morpheus:thats a jellybean for you being a good boy

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isn't he cute???
shinta ,keeper of the twins nose twitch
http://groups.msn.com/neilthehippy/_whatsnew.msnw

Jul 31st, 2003 09:53 AM

Ikobe
The Swan's Princess

Gender: Female
Location: Funkadelica

Neo: Oh my god - you're Trinity - the Trinity?
Trinity: You seem surprised.
Neo: Well, it's just... Jesus, I always thought you were a guy.
Trinity: You're right there.
Neo: What?
Trinity: Uh... *does something sexy*

~AI

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LilMimister006
Senior Member

Gender: Female
Location: Ohio

Twin 1: We are getting aggrivated...
Twin 2: Yes we--wait, I'm not aggrivated!!
Twin 1: Yes you are!
Twin 2: No, I'm NOT! I want my teddy bear!!
Twin 1: You can't have your teddy bear! We're aggrivated remember?
Twin 2: "We're" Not aggrivated! I'M the one driving, YOU'RE the one goofin off!
Twin 1: At least I'm not lazy!
Twin 2: Who said anything about lazy! I was the one who got you through that door!
Twin 1: Oh shut up 2!
Twin 2: NO!
*twin fight*

...yes its stupid i know..lol stick out tongue

Jul 31st, 2003 03:39 PM

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bigbadbike2
Hitman

Gender: Male
Location: Tennessee, USA

quote:
Originally posted by LilMimister006
Twin 1: We are getting aggrivated...
Twin 2: Yes we--wait, I'm not aggrivated!!
Twin 1: Yes you are!
Twin 2: No, I'm NOT! I want my teddy bear!!
Twin 1: You can't have your teddy bear! We're aggrivated remember?
Twin 2: "We're" Not aggrivated! I'M the one driving, YOU'RE the one goofin off!
Twin 1: At least I'm not lazy!
Twin 2: Who said anything about lazy! I was the one who got you through that door!
Twin 1: Oh shut up 2!
Twin 2: NO!
*twin fight*

...yes its stupid i know..lol

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Jul 31st, 2003 03:59 PM

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Korri
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ur quite taken by the twins arent u lilmimster smile

Jul 31st, 2003 04:08 PM

LilMimister006
Senior Member

Gender: Female
Location: Ohio

quote:
Originally posted by Korri
ur quite taken by the twins arent u lilmimster

lol Juuuuuuuuuuuuuust a Little!!! embarrasment

Jul 31st, 2003 04:16 PM

Korri
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lol i thought so laughing out loud

ur as obsessed with them as i am with keanu

Jul 31st, 2003 04:18 PM

LilMimister006
Senior Member

Gender: Female
Location: Ohio

Jul 31st, 2003 04:31 PM

Korri
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Jul 31st, 2003 04:35 PM

GABRIEL05
Doom Herald

Gender: Unspecified
Location: United States

Morpheus: He is .... The One

Anakin: NO! (draws and ignites saber) I'M the One!

Luke: NO! (draws and ignites saber) Thats not true! Thats IMPOSSIBLE!

Smith 1-100: (draws Desert Eagle .50 caliber hand cannon ) Search your databases. You know this to be true!

Everyone: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Trinity: Touch me and that penis will never touch anything again!

the end

p.s. Oh Ikobe, that picture has been bothering me ever since I looked at it. WHat tha hell is it supposed to be? I just can't tell, and it's been irking me ever since.

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Jul 31st, 2003 05:24 PM

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shinta
matrix twins source

Gender: Female
Location: hiding in the closet

twin 1:can we move along?
twin 2:yes, i can,i'm going to the pub see ya!
twin 1:you can do that to me,theres free beer tonight!

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shinta ,keeper of the twins nose twitch
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Jul 31st, 2003 06:39 PM

shinta
matrix twins source

Gender: Female
Location: hiding in the closet

quote:
Originally posted by LilMimister006
Twin 1: We are getting aggrivated...
Twin 2: Yes we--wait, I'm not aggrivated!!
Twin 1: Yes you are!
Twin 2: No, I'm NOT! I want my teddy bear!!
Twin 1: You can't have your teddy bear! We're aggrivated remember?
Twin 2: "We're" Not aggrivated! I'M the one driving, YOU'RE the one goofin off!
Twin 1: At least I'm not lazy!
Twin 2: Who said anything about lazy! I was the one who got you through that door!
Twin 1: Oh shut up 2!
Twin 2: NO!
*twin fight*

...yes its stupid i know..lol

we are getting obsessed
yes we are

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isn't he cute???
shinta ,keeper of the twins nose twitch
http://groups.msn.com/neilthehippy/_whatsnew.msnw

Jul 31st, 2003 06:41 PM

Stovenutts
My fez is familiar?

Gender: Male
Location: in the cookie jar

(in dojo)

*neo breathes hard after fight*

*morpheus farts loudly*
morpheus:whats the matter?
Neo: they're too smelly
Morph: you think that my being stronger has anything to do with my farts in this world?
*farts loudly*
Morph: you think that's air you're breathing now?

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Jul 31st, 2003 07:13 PM

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LilMimister006
Senior Member

Gender: Female
Location: Ohio

quote:
we are getting obsessed. yes we are

hahah yeah just a tad laughing out loud

Jul 31st, 2003 07:33 PM

rysdigital
the end has come

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Location: Netherlands

cool thread smile

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gabimr2

Gender: Female
Location: M�xiicop =)

quote:
Originally posted by shinta
we are getting obsessed
yes we are

hahahahaha lol laughing out loud

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pascuaLaaa rockss! Iam not so bad..once u get to know me angel

Aug 1st, 2003 02:21 AM

cgtuna21
LOTRfreak

Gender: Male
Location: Middle-Earth

Agent Smith: you do quite a lot of interesting things yourself mr.anderson. you work for a technology company. you work on the computer everyday. and you take the garbage for you old lady.

Aug 1st, 2003 02:52 AM