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Reasons you should be a superhero.

1. I'm generally sort of--kinda a good person.

2. I've never done hard time embarrasment, if you catch my drift.

3. I can tolerate people. roll eyes (sarcastic)

4. I wouldn't mind flying about and kicking murderers in the crotch.

5. Superspeed would be tight! big grin

6. Kicking robbers in the crotch.

7. Kicking assholes in the crotch.

8. Bedding hundreds of S.T.I ridden hookers, not getting sick and kicking them in their respective festering crotches.

9. I can act like a pussy.

10. So I can kick myself in the crotch. As a matter a fact, that should be my signature move. eek!

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Spandex, Leather, Superiority Complex, Violent and Agressive, enjoy imposing my will on others, bit of a bully, Spandex, Leather (did I say that already), always think I'm right, spandex confused stick out tongue


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Have a horrible sense of humor that's usually only funny to me...it would annoy the f#ck out of super villians.

I'm also a nice guy, but I don't think I could live in a city (where most heroes operate out of). I could see myself living in a giant space base though (like JLA or The Authority).

No spandex (that can be whirly's thing) but I look great in sweatpants. My costume would be a full-bodied grey sweatsuit, complete with a hoody and a matching lounge chair, because when I'm not fighting evil I'll be doing something lazy.

-DM


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I'm a friggin' super-genius
Everyone else is beneath me
My morals are the most moral
I'm not prejudiced (except against bloody foreigners)
I'm a good role model
I need a better job..... superheroing sounds fun.....
I'd get to punch lots of people..... hard!....... in the face!!!
Superheroes get all the hot chicks
Customised car named after myself
I could do whatever the f**k i wanted, whenever the f**k i wanted to
I don't listen to politicians
I am the supreme master of "prep time"
Guns are cool
I friggin' rule

hmmmm........ maybe i should send my CV to the Masters of Evil instead


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May be we could fight each other and then team up
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I'm a friggin' super-genius
Everyone else is beneath me
My morals are the most moral
I'm not prejudiced (except against bloody foreigners)
I'm a good role model
I need a better job..... superheroing sounds fun.....
I'd get to punch lots of people..... hard!....... in the face!!!
Superheroes get all the hot chicks
Customised car named after myself
I could do whatever the f**k i wanted, whenever the f**k i wanted to
I don't listen to politicians
I am the supreme master of "prep time"
Guns are cool
I friggin' rule

hmmmm........ maybe i should send my CV to the Masters of Evil instead


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Maybe we could start a super team
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Originally posted by DigiMark007
Have a horrible sense of humor that's usually only funny to me...it would annoy the f#ck out of super villians.

I'm also a nice guy, but I don't think I could live in a city (where most heroes operate out of). I could see myself living in a giant space base though (like JLA or The Authority).

No spandex (that can be whirly's thing) but I look great in sweatpants. My costume would be a full-bodied grey sweatsuit, complete with a hoody and a matching lounge chair, because when I'm not fighting evil I'll be doing something lazy.

-DM


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i like to wear underwear and nothing else!


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i like to wear underwear and nothing else!


You're not on the team... laughing out loud

Put some pants on and then we'll talk.


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Originally posted by whirlysplat
Maybe we could start a super team


Sweet. Sign me up. We could be the KMC Avengers! Or some sort of JP cult! Or the Hulk Killer Humanoid Killers! OR....(insert funny name).

...see...I told you I had a horrible sense of humor. embarrasment

Ming should join too. A man who can deliver a good kick to the crotch would be an asset to any super team.

-DM


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i'd just like to add that i'm not arrogant..... i just happen to always be right

and i wasn't joking about being a friggin' genius....... but my greatest powers are my sarcasm and cynicism


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Already a freak
Very Perceptive
Would love to get even for childhood abuse (i.e. kick the crap out of bullies)
I know Karate.
All I need is a symbiote or shapeshifting powers and I'm set to go. evil face


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how else would i get my revenge

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Something tells me you wouldn't be very different from Jack Black's spiderman

"Spiderman, spiderman, doing good for the communityyyyy"

woman: "Help, help, my baby's still in that burning building! Save hiiiim"

jack: "Umm...pass"

"Spiderman, spiderman, i'll get to that community stuff a little lateeeeer"

laughing

~wickerman~


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To fight for defend my friends, family and mankind, to have a cool costume and maybe a cape, a base and cause superpowers are hella cool, with superspeed and fly who needs a car or a motorcycle?
But maybe considering the powers I'd like the most are those of Superman and Thor I'll choose to rule a city or the world.

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my reason: heroes always get the girl.....lol


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I'd probably be completely overwhelmed by being turned into a superhero. It would most likely mean leaving home entirely and such. Also, unless my powers were hella cool, i'd need a sh8tload of money just to keep the army and such off my back...right?

~wickerman~


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i'd be supes or cyke...

completely righteous, doesnt listen to others... always in charge, wiling to die for the cause...

always makes the tough choices...


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I think I'd be Miracleman (well written with excellent continuity)


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here are a couple reasons to become a superhero

huntress
emma frost
jenna hayden


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I'd hit on Jubilee. No one ever gives her any respect....she's gotta be dying for some good lovin'

...course the sweatsuit might have to go...but those are my crime-fighting duds. I could dress a little nicer for the ladies.

-DM

P.S. I'd try like hell to find some alternate dimension to be the hero for anyway. If I find one without heroes, I'd be their personal savior and made into a god...oh yes, it's all coming together now...bwahahaha!


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