Statement: FeceMan finds it most amusing when people attempt to justify their obviously erroneous theories with little regard to the evidence weighing against them.
Rhetorical Query: Dumbledore was actually Wormtail? Was the writer of this blog entry perhaps under the influence of intoxicating and illicit substances at the time of the formulation of this idea?
__________________ "His signature loud high-energy approach to pitching an array of products and beard has gained [Billy] Mays a substantial amount of recognition."
Query: Is FeceMan the only one who finds this theory so laughably preposterous that it causes him pain to contemplate the type of person who would believe it?
__________________ "His signature loud high-energy approach to pitching an array of products and beard has gained [Billy] Mays a substantial amount of recognition."
Addendum: FeceMan simply felt like speaking in a manner similar to HK-47 one day.
__________________ "His signature loud high-energy approach to pitching an array of products and beard has gained [Billy] Mays a substantial amount of recognition."
Statement: FeceMan is merely a man of flesh and blood, though he would that he were something more.
__________________ "His signature loud high-energy approach to pitching an array of products and beard has gained [Billy] Mays a substantial amount of recognition."
Statement: FeceMan believes that it was done with the utmost seriousness.
__________________ "His signature loud high-energy approach to pitching an array of products and beard has gained [Billy] Mays a substantial amount of recognition."
Statement: The time and effort put into creating this "theory" and the way it is written. He has another post on it, and it seems to FeceMan that it is written so that he seriously believes that Dumbledore was actually Wormtail.
Statement, Colloquial: kthx
__________________ "His signature loud high-energy approach to pitching an array of products and beard has gained [Billy] Mays a substantial amount of recognition."
Statement: Were FeceMan a whiny pissant, he would report exanda kane for trolling and baiting.
__________________ "His signature loud high-energy approach to pitching an array of products and beard has gained [Billy] Mays a substantial amount of recognition."
You'd be surprised what some people would do for a laugh. And from what I've seen of the blog, he doesn't have much proof supporting his theory that Dumbledore is actually Wormtail.
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"And thus I clothe my naked villainy/With old odd ends, stol'n forth of holy writ;/And seem a saint, when most I play the devil."
Statement: This is precisely the reason why it is so humorous.
__________________ "His signature loud high-energy approach to pitching an array of products and beard has gained [Billy] Mays a substantial amount of recognition."
Statement: The author of the Essay was fully serious, using vivid and mature definition and copying the book without a single misspell. The author also expresses his ideas with pride and confidence in his theory.
Hypthesis: The author has either had mental injuries to his cerebrum or as was already mentioned, intoxication.
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