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Family Guy DVDs - Fave quotes
MY fave quote is:
(crowd chanting: 'free TIBET, Free TIBET...')
Peter: I'll Take it!
(runs to phone booth)
(on phone)
Peter: Hello China? i have something you may want, but it's gonna cost ya... That's right.. all the tea...
__________________ If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing...
This is a funny quote, not my favourite, but funny all the same.
Peter (after Lois tells him he's childish): "If I'm a child that means you're a pedophile, and I'll be damned if i'm going stand here and take this from a pervert."
This is from The Thin White Line i like this quote it's quite funny.
(Peter has to come up with a fake name on the spot, so he looks around the room to get inspiration)
Peter Griffin: Uh... my name is...(he sees a pea)
Peter Griffin: Pea...
(he sees a woman crying)
Peter Griffin: ... tear...
(he sees a Griffin fly by)
Peter Griffin: ... Griffin. Peter Griffin
This quote is from that old freak that liked the 'muscly armed paperboy' in the episode "to live and die in dixie'
Answering Machine message
'Sorry to call you so much, just sitting here wondering when the muscley armed paper boys gonna come back and bring me some good news'
Peter: The grown up in me likes the prospect of fun, But the kid in me is suicidal over what a fat bastard i'll become
Sign: We do not accept bits of string
Peter: Hey Lois, can you grab me a beer? Lois?
Chris: Dad, I think she went out.
Peter: Alright then you be Lois.
Chris: Okay.
Peter: Hey Lois, can you get me a be...oh my God, you've really let yourself go!
Chris: Well maybe if you bought me some nice clothes once in a while!
Peter: Oh no, i knew a guy, bought a car out of the paper, ten years later, BAM! Herpes. I dont want to risk it, were going to a lot"
__________________ If you dont like Frenzal Rhomb, your a whore!
I am aware that "your" should be "you're," and while I know I should change it as not to offend the grammar fans around the boards, school always said not to bow to peer pressure so it stays as it is
Peter: you want awkward! i'll give you awkward, once during sex i called Lois Frank! Beat that sherlock
__________________ If you dont like Frenzal Rhomb, your a whore!
I am aware that "your" should be "you're," and while I know I should change it as not to offend the grammar fans around the boards, school always said not to bow to peer pressure so it stays as it is
The Grinch: You think you have won, you think all is well. Well kiss my green ass, I shall see you in hell!
I read in Mick Foley's first book that he was having sex with a girl once and she called him Frank. Later, I see that episode. I can't help but think one of the writers is a wrestling fan. That or that's a crazy coincidence.
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heres a goodd'un...
(lois opens a box)
lois: Oh my! an actual human thumb!
Where did you get this???
Peter: (holding hand underneath his arm) Got it on ebay....(throws up)
__________________ If something's hard to do, then it's not worth doing...
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Family Guy DVDs - Fave quotes
Nov 16th, 2005 09:22 AM
