Not so fast, not so far MUAHAHAH - ps game
i suck, i´m looser , i dont deserve to be in spiderman comics, and have my onw issue, my only acomplishment in life was to make a good kid named carnage, but he hates us and that trauma made him the cooler baddass in comics ever, i´m a bad mother,i didnt even deserve to exist BUWAHHHHHHH - venom inner thoughs
Last edited by Spiderman_RJ on Aug 15th, 2004 at 03:36 PM
RJ--since when are you privy to Venom's inner thoughts? In charge of his psychoanalyzation, perhaps.
Of course I understand that you are bound by confidentiality, but maybe you could share just a bit more with the group.
The best Venom quotes I've seen so far are in Carnage Unleashed part 1.
"You must be two examples of that sociopathic youth that I've been reading about... led down the garden path to lives of criminal overindulgence by violent TV shows, comic books, and video games --! We don't believe for a second that TV, comics and games twisted your little sick-puppy brains-- I mean, WE watched and read all that same stuff -- and look how NICE we turned out!" (RIIIIP CRUNCH SNAP SPLOOT)
'There is no escape from ennui, just endless hours of boredom, then we-'
"That's the LIMIT! You can't rhyme 'ennui' with 'THEN WE'!"
"It's too EARLY to be happy, Kristin. The rest of humanity really has it in for diehard pollyannas like you, you know that?"
Last edited by TheVenomSymbiot on Aug 16th, 2004 at 03:21 AM
We're going to do the "snack time crunch" on you're cerebral cortex!
Venom: At your service! Mashed brains and scrambled faces our specialty! In your case we're even willing to toss in a shattered vertibrae-- But that's only if you can supply the necessary spine!
Ten seconds Parker, you're lyin'... you're dying.
Ooh! I smell bad symbiote... and it ain't me!
Spidey: Can you handle Carnage by yourself for a moment?
Venom: Who needs you?
Carnage: Anyway you know our feelings on single parents.
Venom: You don't have feelings Carnage, only insane urges to destroy.
Carnage: You gotta problem wid that?
Venom: Only when it comes to Toxin.
He's gonna die! Oh happy, happy, happy!
*Spidey webs up Carnage* "You've done your part, Spider-man! Now go get yourself a cup of coffee or something! This will be short, sweet, and oh, so painful!"
"Decisions, decisions..." (wondering who to kill first)
"Let me guess, you were in the john while we escaped, right?"
Oh and then there was this little exchange in Ultimate Spider-man...
Eddie (to Peter): Well look at you, you're all growed up!
Eddie's roomate: Ain't he a little young for you Brock?
Eddie: God! that is the short end of the dorm roomate stick!
Eddie's roomate: Back at'cha.
"Pop quiz, hotshot. You're on a speeding subway car, with mutant lizardmen raining down on you. What do you do? What DO you do?"
"Shut up please, we never talk to our dinner."
(upon seeing sadistic dude impaled) "I don't know why, but suddenly we're hungering for pizza."
(This mad scientist guy captures him and he's playing opossum till he heals)
Mad scientist: Cut the act, Eddie, the life signs monitors came up as soon as you regained consciousness.
Venom: Alright, so we're not the next Keanau Reeves.