Hear Ye! Hear Ye! Calling all Super Villians and Super Heroes to the one the only Super Soldier Serum Nightclub and Bar run by New Yorks very own Doctor Octopus so relax, unwind and enjoy the evening!
Doctor Octopus stands behind the bar, 1 tentacle polishes the bar counter, another pours Ock a drink and 2 more hang a NO POLICE OR S.H.I.E.L.D AGENTS sign on the door ready for opening night...
[... nemo walks into the bar, arms red to the elbow with the blood of those espousing the idea that Topher Grace is the spitting image of Eddie Brock...]
.... you guys got a big sink back there in the kitchen? I hate to get blood all over your barware.
Finally, a place to hang with my fellow Spiderman hating freinds, you mind if Venom joins the club, i need a place to kick back and hang with the **tough Guys**
--Hey Ock! Slide me a Sex on the Beach, im in "Da Mood"
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I didn't know you let this kind of riff raft into your bar,think I'll go across the street.
__________________ "Struggle is optional. Pain is inevitable."
"This is my life. I have battled and lost, struggled and won. I have had victory and defeat, and defeat in victory. I will never be overmatched or unprepared. This is who I am and who I will always be…I am Chris Benoit!" - "The Crippler" Chris Benoit
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Michael Jackson's bad starts to play
BADASS CRITIC kicks down the door to this dump,grabs Doc Ock then procedes to rip all four tenticles off him,then shoves them so far up you know where.Lets just say old Ock will be singing alittle bit higher in the shower this week.
With pipe in hand THIS BADASS CRITIC decides to give this dump a major makeover,SPACE COWBOY Style.
Then BADASS CRITIC see this trash bag,bottom feeder,speck of human trash, hoe (You know who I mean).Grabs her or its head them slams it so hard into the table,then takes her where she belongs the dump.BADASS then throws 2 dollars on her thinnking that is even two much.
Starts Michael Jackson's Bad again to BADASS walking out before he does,stops and gives Ock 2 swift kicks to the gut for good measure.CLOSED
THIS IS HOW A BADASS CRITIC GIVES A REVIEW.NEXT PLEASE
__________________ "Struggle is optional. Pain is inevitable."
"This is my life. I have battled and lost, struggled and won. I have had victory and defeat, and defeat in victory. I will never be overmatched or unprepared. This is who I am and who I will always be…I am Chris Benoit!" - "The Crippler" Chris Benoit
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Doc Ock consider yourself out of business and Sym go back to the streets where you belong.
I closed this place Space Cowboy Style.
__________________ "Struggle is optional. Pain is inevitable."
"This is my life. I have battled and lost, struggled and won. I have had victory and defeat, and defeat in victory. I will never be overmatched or unprepared. This is who I am and who I will always be…I am Chris Benoit!" - "The Crippler" Chris Benoit
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OCK i closed your ASS,Space Cowboy Style.
__________________ "Struggle is optional. Pain is inevitable."
"This is my life. I have battled and lost, struggled and won. I have had victory and defeat, and defeat in victory. I will never be overmatched or unprepared. This is who I am and who I will always be…I am Chris Benoit!" - "The Crippler" Chris Benoit
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