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Gryn Jabar
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Terrible SW quotes

Well?
My all time favourite is the "No, it's because I'm so in love with YOU!"

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I think thats the most terrible quote there is

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That and the " NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" of Vader.

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Re: Terrible SW quotes

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Originally posted by Gryn Jabar
Well?
My all time favourite is the "No, it's because I'm so in love with YOU!"

i really didn't understand why they have to have that discussion... i don't think it's necessary....

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It was so romantic!

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Here's the absolute nastiest quote of them all:

Yoda: COME, good food, COME. Yes.

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lol

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"I have a bad feeling about this"
What is that for stupid sentence, were they trying to create a spectacular one liner again or something? It was freaking annoying!

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by Adamwankenobi
Here's the absolute nastiest quote of them all:

Yoda: COME, good food, COME. Yes.

Wtf. It either sounds like Yoda is one of those... things... Or that Yoda's a little... Freaky naughty! Happy Dance

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quote: (post)
Originally posted by overlord
"I have a bad feeling about this"
What is that for stupid sentence, were they trying to create a spectacular one liner again or something? It was freaking annoying!

to show they're worried??

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Pretty much anything from the prequel trilogy. sick

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Originally posted by Tangible God
That and the " NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" of Vader.

Most of these quotes don't count since this is the original trilogy forum.

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The way Obi-Wan pronounced "speciality" in ROTS...

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i have the quote book for the original triliogy,let me see goes to chapter
feelings,
I have a very bad feeling about this- luke sky....
I got a bad feeling about this - han solo
I have a bad feeling about this - princess leia
Artoo,I have a bad feeling about this- C-3PO
I have a really bad feeling about this - Han solo
End of chapter
that was pointless

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"Laugh it up, fuzzball" Always makes me cringe.

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Cringeworthy lines:
"Nooooooo!" - Phantom Of The Opera Vader

"I hate sand, it's course and it get's everywhere, unlike here, where everything is soft, and smooth" - Creepy Anakin.

"No, it's because I'm so in love with you!" - Soppy Anakin.

"So love has blinded you?" - Bizarrely unattractive Padme (wtf is up with her face in this scene?).

"Once mooooooore the Sith will Ruuuuuuule the galaxy" - Emperor Palpatine lecturing Anakin while he obviously squeezes one out on the toilet.

Unintentionally funny:
"I saw Anakin.....killing....younglings" - Obi-Wan trying not to piss himself laughing at the word "younglings". Makes me laugh out loud all the time.

"You under estimate my POOOOOWer" - Anakin being stupid.

"I can't hold on any longer. I I I I....I'm weak.......too weak...." - Palpatine making me laugh out loud again.

"..you've killed younglings.." - Padme making death seem funny.

But the WORST piece of dialogue comes from Obi-Wan Kenobi:

"You have allowed this dark lord to twist your mind until now....until now you've become the very thing you swore to destroy"

^ This sentence is actually completely wrong. It should be "And now" rather than "until now". Unforgivable really. With all the people and crew, how could NOBODY pick up on this glaring grammatical error?

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Actually, I think the Obi-Wan line is correct.

But yeah, those are all horrible. laughing out loud

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"You do not know the [monotany] of the dark side." -Mustafar duel, Anakin got lava in his throat and couldn't fluctuate his voice whatsoever.

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"From MY point of view, the Jedi are evil!"

Lucas just trying as hard as possible to shove that "Point of view" nonsense into an otherwise pretty emotional scene. Actually, that whole bit of dialogue is pretty bad.

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