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Luke's Lack of Faith!
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FLEX HECTIC
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Luke's Lack of Faith!

In the swamp scene in Empire Strikes Back Luke under the watchful eye of Master Yoda attempts to raise his ship out of the murky waters!

Lifting it a mere inches before it sank back down even deeper than before Luke quits without so much as a second try!

If that were you wouldn't you have been at that all night giving the fact that you at least lifted a decently sized ship just a little bit?

HEY... if I am just a few inches away from a world record bench press let alone getting a heavy ship out of muddy waters then I'm driving Yoda crazy with my all nighter second... third... fourth and 100th try!


LUKE: "One more time YODA! I can do this!"

YODA: "LUKE! Sleepy I am getting over here!"

LUKE: "Just one more time! READY? GO!"

(Ship rises a little and then sinks even further down!)

LUKE: "@#%&!"

YODA: "JEDI cuss not they do! Cuss only Sith do!"

LUKE: "Sorry! One more time! I can do this!"

YODA: "Never mind Luke! Do this myself I will! Crazy you are driving me!"

LUKE: "CRAZY! Isn't that Darkside talk!"

YODA: "SMARTASS you are! As is the father so is the son!"

LUKE: "WHAT!"


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JediRobin23
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Luke thought it was impossible
Meaning he was a quitter. Dam quitter
Good thing Yoda straightened him out

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FLEX HECTIC
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Perhaps if Obi Wan kept ghosting in during the training it could have went a whole lot smoother!

OBI WAN: "Come on Luke! That's not heads up football son! Get back in there and raise that ship up!"

LUKE: "FOOTBALL... huh? You know Yoda has been on my case since I got here! What gives?"

OBI WAN: "Your dad rolled up in the temple and cost Yoda his high paying gig on Coruscant! Now he lives here on the down low in a swamp! He has not been very fond of the Skywalker name ever since!"

LUKE: "So he is upset with me for what my father did years ago?"

OBI WAN: "For over 8 centuries Yoda never had a significant other or female companionship and then your daddy hooks up with the hottest queen/senator in the galaxy and fathers you and your sis... er... ahem!"

LUKE: "Your sis...?"

OBI WAN: "Never mind! Just do what he says! I'm out of here!"


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