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lino111
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fave joker quote
mine is:
motp: we are talking about the old man and the sport of his loins just calls!
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Jan 31st, 2006 06:16 PM |
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Doc Ock
The Master Planner
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It's actually "spawn of his loins" 
If we're talking MOTP quotes,I really liked when the old gangster Sal Valestra grabbed Joker in an angry frenzy.Joker swiped his hands off him and says:
"Don't touch me old man.I don't know where you've been"
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Jan 31st, 2006 06:19 PM |
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lino111
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oh right. thanks
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Jan 31st, 2006 06:39 PM |
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Kovacs86
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i LOVE...
MOTP: "Yes, that's what I want see... a nice... big.... smile!"
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Jan 31st, 2006 08:10 PM |
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atharpina
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a serious house on serious earth: "Well...this guy goes into the hospital, okay?...His wife's just had a baby and he can't wait to see them both. So he meets the doctor and says, 'Oh, doc, I've been so worried. How are they?' And the doctor smiles and says, 'They're fine. Just fine. Your wife delivered a healthy baby boy and they're both in tip-top form.....You're one lucky guy' So the guy rushed into the maternity ward with his flowers. But its empty. His wife's bed's empty. 'Doc?' he says and he turns around and the doctor and the nurses wave their arms and scream in his face...
'APRIL FOOL! YOU'RE WIFE'S DEAD AND THE BABY'S A SPASTIC!' Get it?"
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Feb 1st, 2006 03:32 AM |
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Kovacs86
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LOL. But as Tony Blair would say...
"That's not politically correct. We are sorry to inform you that your wife is deceased and your baby is born. However, he is suffering from cerebral pulsey"
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Feb 1st, 2006 05:45 PM |
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lino111
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89: honey, u will never believe what happened to me today.
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Feb 2nd, 2006 04:16 PM |
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Doc Ock
The Master Planner
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From Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker
Joker: "I must admit it's sadly anti-climatic.Behind all the stern and batarangs,you're just a little boy in a play suit crying for mummy and daddy.It'd be funny if it weren't so pathetic..........ah what the heck I'll laugh anyway HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
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Feb 2nd, 2006 05:06 PM |
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Kovacs86
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I love the climax of Return of the Joker, that is bad ass! Where Terry laughs at Joker...
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Feb 2nd, 2006 05:39 PM |
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Alienman24
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Say what you want about The Dark Knight Returns but it has some nice Joker Quotes:
Talk Show Host Interviewing Joker: “Your said to have only killed about six hundred people Joker. Now don’t take this the wrong way but I think you’ve been holding out on us”
Joker: “I don’t keep count. I’m going to kill everyone in this room”
And later, while Joker is giving children poison cotton candy
Joker: “They could put me in a helicopter and fly me up into the air and line the bodies head to tone on the ground in delightful geometric patterns like an endless June Taylor dancer routine—and it would never be enough. No I don’t keep count. But you do. And I love you for it.”
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Feb 13th, 2006 01:50 AM |
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steverules
The doctor
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"How dare they laugh at my boner," LOL, back then boner meant joke.
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Feb 13th, 2006 02:15 AM |
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Kovacs86
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I love all the lines he has in the TAS Laughing Fish episode! There's just so many HILARIOUS wisecracks...
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Feb 13th, 2006 04:11 PM |
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Impediment
Relentless
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Mine is from The Killing Joke, immediately after Barbara Gorodn has been shot in the spine by Joker, and has crashed backwards onto a glass coffee table:
"Please don't worry. It's a psychological complaint. Common amongst ex-librarians. You see, she thinks she's a coffee table edition....Mind you I can't say much for the volumes condition. I mean, there's a hole in the jacket and the spine appears to be damaged. Frankly, she won't be walking off the shelves in that state of repair. In fact, the idea of her walking anywhere seems increasingly remote. But then, that's always a problem with softbacks. God, these literary discussions are SO dry!"
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Feb 16th, 2006 05:39 PM |
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Kovacs86
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LMAO! That is f**king hilarious!
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Feb 16th, 2006 05:40 PM |
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Impediment
Relentless
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Moore has a lot of metaphors and symbolism in his stories.
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Feb 16th, 2006 05:44 PM |
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Kovacs86
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Maybe it's just my poor memory bt I cant remember many from Watchmen...
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Feb 16th, 2006 05:45 PM |
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Relentless
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Seriously?? Dude, the ENTIRE Watchmen storyline is dripping and oozing with symbolism. Some college professors around the nation are actually starting to incorporate The Watchmen into their curriculum because it's so symbolic.
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Feb 16th, 2006 05:50 PM |
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Scarecrow756
The Joker
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Here are some of my favourite Joker quotes.
"Card Games, Dr Ruth, You know me I adore Card Games.- Arkham Asylum.
"I always envisioned my winning as a result of Cunning. At the end of a bitter strugle between the Batman and I.- Joker`s Five Way Revenge
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"STARTING TONIGHT PEOPLE WILL DIE.. I`M A MAN OF MY WORD"-
THE JOKER- THE DARK KNIGHT TEASER TRAILER
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Feb 16th, 2006 06:01 PM |
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Kovacs86
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I havent read it for ages...
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Feb 16th, 2006 06:01 PM |
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Scarecrow756
The Joker
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What haven`t you read for ages.
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"STARTING TONIGHT PEOPLE WILL DIE.. I`M A MAN OF MY WORD"-
THE JOKER- THE DARK KNIGHT TEASER TRAILER
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Feb 16th, 2006 06:02 PM |
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