Joker Quotes

Here, you post Joker quotes from any media that you may remember.

"You wanna know how I got these scars? My dad was a drinker...and a fiend. One night he goes off crazier than usual. Mommy goes to grab the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not...one..bit. He comes at me with the knife and says 'Why So Serious'. He sticks the blade in my mouth and says 'Let's Put a Smile on that Face' and....why so serious?"

"I wanted to see what you do...and you didn't dissapoint. You let five people die...and then, you let Dent take your place. Even to a guy like me that's cold."

"Batsie"

His laugh is his best line

I liked the laugh he gave when Batman hit him in the interrogation room.

"I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman!"

"I have a flying mouse to kill....and I wanna clean my claws!"

"If you're good at something, never do it for free!"

"You looks nervous. Is it the scars? I had a wife once, beautiful...like you, who tells me I oughta smile more...that I get in too deep with lone sharks. One night, they carve her face, and we have no money for surgeries. I just want her to know I don't care about the scars so I take a razor..and do this to myself. She leaves...now I see the funny side...now I'm always smiling."

"I believe whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... stranger."

"And I thought my jokes were bad..."

"This town deserves a better class of criminal... and I'm gonna give it to them."

"I am an agent of chaos."

"I just did what I do best. I took your little plan and turned it on itself."

"Come on! I want you to do it...I want you do it it! Hit me! Hit me!"

"A year ago these cops and lawyers wouldn't dare cross any of you, what happend, I mean, I mean did your balls drop off or something?"

"I know why you choose to have your little...group therapy sessions. I know why you're afraid to go out at night: The Batman."

"They don't make em like they used to, ay Batsie?!"

"They don't make straightjackets like they used to...I should know. Hehehehehe!"

Gambol: "You think you can just steal from us and walk away?"

Joker: In a complete matter-of-fact tone: "Yeah."

Priceless stuff.

My God that was funny. He didn't try to deny it, he just came right out and said "Yeah"...good stuff.

Batman: "Let her go."

Joker: *Looks stunned for a moment* "Very poor choice of words! Hahaha!"

"I'm like a dog chasing cars.... I don't even know what im gonna do if im going to catch one."

"Can't be too careful with all those weirdos around. "

"You old eyes do not deceive you Brucie, afterall who knew me better than you"

"Ears are to long and i miss the cape, not to shabby, not to shabby at all.....WOOF"

Most line from BB Return of the Joker and Batman TAS were awesome, Mark Hamill is still the best joker voice around even Heath's voice nor his lines even come close

Dude, Hamil's Joker may be one of the best, but Ledger had many lines that topped some of Hamil's Joker.