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A very short story by me.

I wrote it!it's a Harry Potter fiction.here it goes:

Ron:what are you doing?AAAAHH!!!
Author:*pushes Ron off astronomy tower*
Harry:Ron.,NOOOOO!!!!
Ron:*splat*
Authorh Harry I wouldn't lean over that if I were you...*push*told ya so!
Harry:AAAHAHHHH*splat*
Hermione:*gasp*what did you do?
Author:why don't you try it?everyone's doing it!
Hermione:doing what?
author:this!*push*
Hermione:EEEEKKK!!!!*splat*
Draco:what are you doing?!
author:killing the Golden trio.
Draco:cool!i like you!are you in Slytherin?
Author:*grins evilly*yes,yes I am!
Draco:*looks over balcony*thanks.
Author:NOOOOO problem.


THE END!!! ain't I just a devil?Mwuhahahahaha!

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thank you.ya know not everyone appreciates my killing skillsi'm an evil one.

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15 months untill a big hard kick in the nuts up top family guy below a screenshots of big hard kick in the nuts.

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Location: collecting sacred jewel shards

maybe I will........

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GUESS WHO"S BAAAAAACK! yup it's me!!!MWuhahahaha!!
I don't really have anymore people to kill but i think I can muster another little excerpt!enjoy and here have some pizza!oh,but no pizza would be complete without....!!



Ronooooowww!what happened?and where am I?
Madam Pomfrey:you're in the hospital wing dear.
Ron:where's Harry and Hermione.
Harry*groan*aaiioowwiee!
Hermione:**hisses in pain*oooouch.aarrgh!
Madame Pomfrey:It's a good thing you landed on the grass instead of sharp pointy rocks.but I have to admit you did make a pretty big splat when you hit.....
Ron:I can't feel my leg!!!
Hermione:which one?
Ron:the*tries to think which way is right or left*the...left!
Harry:it's probably cuz it's not there anymore........
Ron:%&#^%*@^%*$&%$#&@!!!!!
Hermione:Ron!watch your tounge!
Harry:does anyone know where the author is that did this to us?!
author:*talking very loudly over Harry and Ron to Draco*SO WHAT DID YOU SAY?
Harry:you $^%$*&%^%*^%^%$^%and &^*&% and i can't believe^&*%&&*&^!!
Hermione:Harry?!I expected this from Ron but not from you!you know better!
Ronh I know what I say!asnd I mean it!!
DRACO: I SAID WEASLE IS AN IDIOT AND HE LOOKS FUNNY WITH NOM LEG!
Ron:YEAH WELL IF I AH THAT LEG I"D USE IT TO KICK YOUR @$$!!
author:*shoots Ron throught the head with a bow and arrow*SHUTUP!!!
Draco:
Hermione: what did you do to Ron!?!!WWAAAAAHH!!
Author:*looks at Draco*
Draco:*shakes head*
Hermione and Harry:*look at each other*
Author:*nods head at Harry*
Draco:*nods head*
Author:*shoots Harry*
Hermioneh well.....

THE END!!or is it??

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Just pretend the camera is a wand!

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hehehe...due to popular demand I give you MORE!!!*cheers from crowd*yes,I know I'm good!



Ron:why'd you kill Harry?
Harry:I'm not dead.
Hermione:damn!
Harry:*looks at Hermione*what?
Hermione:nothing.....
author:I need to keep you all here so I can make bad stuff happen to you.I think I need to do something cliche' though.I know!
Ronand Hermione:*kissing*
author: that's VERY cliche'!
Harry:you know what else is cliche'?
Author:no,what?
Harry:Us meeting the people that play us!
author:For once Harry you are seeming smart......
Harry:thank y-HEY!
author:hehehe
Harry:I'm smart I tell you!!!
author:then spell it.
Harry: I-T
author:good!
Harry:s-m-r-t I am so smart!s-m-r-t i am so smart!
Draco:HEY!that's from the simpsons!
Harry:*stops singing*what's the simpsons?
Draco:
Ron:Can i say something?
everyone:NO!
Ron:aaaaw.....
author:let's all sing the fun box song!!
everyone:fun box,fun box small and square and dark!!

THE END(again)or is it?no really,is it?I don't know.I'm not very s-m-r-t!

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