Mr. Anderson's rambling tale.
Once, a very long time ago in a galaxy not that far away in the space time continuum, in a shoe-box under the edge of the corner of the attic in mrs. Parkinson's garage, there lived aboy named **** a K'cud a k'cuf, his enemies called him by his full name backwards, as his name was indeed a palindrome. His friends normally called him Kood, but that was rare because he had no friends. e, where he cut himself constantly. One day koof was in mid slash when he had the most brilliant idea.
"i'll overthrow the king" he yelled to no one for no reason in particular. his mother, who lived with him on the planet tihs in the galaxy tihs si yrots tihs gnikcuf, yelled out for him to take his coat, put a bandaid on and that sex was always better WITH a condom, as she sat in the magic beaming machine.
The ruler of this galaxy was the dark lord FAUNUS. He and his gang of Faunut riders terrorized the galaxy of tihs si yrots tihs gnikcuf where things are named with palindromes. When his nutriders struck, there was nothing but sperm, blood, lava, and decay. Their cool and logical movements seemed to move with blinding speed and accuracy. Some thought they knew all. Jobs they didn't do themselves they employed lesser shitizens to do. A shitizen is a citizen only more shitty. One such shitizen was named Gay WitchHunt C*nt. He was the one in charge of finding homo-erotic people and thoughts and exposing them for the world to see. He once captured sir ArghJay, a once knight of the former republic, and anally probed him. but only a little. when he found that he enjoyed the investigation, he chose to forever join the hiyg crusaders, where he could further *ahem* study... these activities. Meanwhile, K'cuf needed arghjey's assistance to take over the world from the evil lord faunus, and since arghjey seemed to have experienced their full potency, he was the first one to call about ****ing up some shit.
YER LATEFER TEA!!