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beta-wolf_101
Master of the Nothingness
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Uncle David's horror movie survival guide
I am making this thread to share my Uncle David's horror movie survival guide. As we all know there are rules to horror movies. Uncle David created mental guide on how to surive movies such as Nightmare on Elm Street, Friday the 13th, etc. This guide has sections. The first is "Uncle David's rules of gun control" this is were we will start.  lets get started
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Jun 1st, 2005 11:52 PM |
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beta-wolf_101
Master of the Nothingness
Gender: Male
Location: Beyond reason or understanding |
UNCLE DAVID"S RULES ON GUN CONTROL
1. Never NEVER put the gun down
2. Never give the gun to someone else
3.Always check for ammo before atempting use
4. Never stop firing after the first shot
5.Do not unload the gun
6.Do not put the safety on
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Jun 1st, 2005 11:57 PM |
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beta-wolf_101
Master of the Nothingness
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Location: Beyond reason or understanding |
UNCLE DAVIDS RULES ON HIDDING/RUNNING FROM A KILLER
1.Doors are always better than stairs when on the first floor
2.Do not be shy to breaking a window(s), locks, doors, or any obstruction in your way
3.Make sure there are 2 ways out of your hidding spot
4.Spliting up is never a good idea
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Jun 28th, 2005 01:03 AM |
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slayer
Horror Fan
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thanks for the tips 
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Jun 28th, 2005 02:38 AM |
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Pandemoniac
Disco Infernal
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Curious if Uncle David has any thoughts on how to smash up the slasher or what ever is after you when you're cornered.
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Jun 28th, 2005 09:48 PM |
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beta-wolf_101
Master of the Nothingness
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Location: Beyond reason or understanding |
He does but thats a couple more sections in but I'll skip to it if you want me to
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Last edited by beta-wolf_101 on Jun 29th, 2005 at 12:22 AM
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Jun 29th, 2005 12:10 AM |
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beta-wolf_101
Master of the Nothingness
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Location: Beyond reason or understanding |
SEE SEE THEY STOLE MY THREAD IDEA DAMN THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Aug 5th, 2005 06:01 AM |
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Nyria
The Slayer
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Well maybe if you added to your thread more often it wouldnt have been ripped.
((Idiot))
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Aug 5th, 2005 02:13 PM |
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beta-wolf_101
Master of the Nothingness
Gender: Male
Location: Beyond reason or understanding |
I WAS ON VACATION SO SCREW YOU
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As I was going up the stairs I met a man who wasn't there He wasn't there again today I wish I wish he'd go away
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Aug 6th, 2005 01:14 AM |
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beta-wolf_101
Master of the Nothingness
Gender: Male
Location: Beyond reason or understanding |
UNCLE DAVID'S RULES ON SECURING THE HOME
1. Never stay in a room with only way in or out
2. The less windows the better
3. Don't be stasified with just the dead bolts
4. Make sure you're not in a room of which the killer has the keys to
5. No talking just moving heavy stuff infront of the door
6. Never feel completely safe
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As I was going up the stairs I met a man who wasn't there He wasn't there again today I wish I wish he'd go away
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Aug 7th, 2005 12:14 AM |
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beta-wolf_101
Master of the Nothingness
Gender: Male
Location: Beyond reason or understanding |
UNCLE DAVID'S RULES OF CALLING THE COPS
1. Forget even trying calling on halloween
2. Instead of knife/chain-saw/hook say gun
3. Ask that more than one unit be sent
4. Don't wait outside for them
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Aug 7th, 2005 12:21 AM |
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