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Scream
 Gender: Female
Location: SoCal |
Rules for Surviving a Horror Movie
ala Scream, List here the helpful tips on horror survival: 
1. Sex = Death
2. Don't drink or do drugs.
3. Never say "I'll be right back".
4. Don't split up.
5. Abandoned Cabins aren't.
6. Don't play mysterious tape deck (Evil Dead).
7. Listen for musical changes.
8. It's always behind you.
9. When running from the killer it is generally a bad idea to trip and fall in the mud.
10. Don't mess around with the house keys either, just kick the door down.
11. The killer is already in the house.
12. For nearly assured survival BE the killer. The killer almost always will manage to somehow survive for sequals.
13. The human body contains 30 gallons of blood, even more under high pressure.
14. Don't go upstairs.
15. Nightmares dream sequences are rarely ever "just a dream."
(Got anymore? Keep 'em numbered.  )
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K.Diddy
DiddyWood Style
 Gender: Male
Location: DiddyWood |
Dont bother with the car..............it wont work 
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romper_stomper
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Gender: Unspecified
Location: Australia |
whatever you do dont pick up hitchhikers in texas
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Jul 7th, 2005 04:28 AM |
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romper_stomper
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified
Location: Australia |
20.if your friends go missing out in the woods dont bother looking for them,cause they are already dead and looking for them will only result in u ending up the same way
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BaronOBeefDip
Fedora wearin' psychopath
 Gender: Female
Location: Somewhere between Hell and insanity |
21. It's important to remember the words Klaatu barada nikto especially when it involves an evil army of the undead.
22. Never pick up hitchhikers. You're just asking for it if you do.
23. If a guy says that a man's best friend is his mother, leave the area immediately!
24. You can't reason with the villain, so it's useless to beg for your life.
25. Listen to that crazy guy who keeps warning you about the dangers that lie ahead. HE'S RIGHT!
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stormfanatic04
Obesser of Evanescence
 Gender: Male
Location: Orange Grove, Tx, United States |
28. If people say a house is haunted, it most likely is.
29. NEVER watch a movie with a missing label.
30. If a door is taped shut, don't remove the tape.
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You die, that's life.
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Scream
Gender: Female
Location: SoCal |
31. If you get bitten by some mysterious monster out in the woods, buy some silver chains and contact your local witchdoctor IMMEDIATELY!
32. Never test a new, untested scientific breakthrough on yourself.
33. If someone is complaining of chestpains and they recently had a spidery alien stuck to their face kill them or leave the area before it comes popping out of their chest.
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Prince Nauj
Bebop
 Gender: Male
Location: Haven City |
31. after having sex or if not going to the shower naked never leave the door open or unlocked while your alone. the killer will always come out no matter what!! (this goes for the girls with big boobs especailly)
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Xtremechik2
Senior Member
 Gender: Female
Location: Pennsylvania |
32. If you hear a noise, don't go and investigate.
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Jul 8th, 2005 03:06 AM |
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K.Diddy
DiddyWood Style
Gender: Male
Location: DiddyWood |
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PINBALL
Senior Member
Gender: Male
Location: United States |
37) Never be in back of a group of people
38) Never turn your back when opening a door that your friend couldnt open to show off because 50 zombies will be ready to eat you
39) Never go down a mysterious hallway
40) If you see the killer/monster never just stand there and wait for it to eat/kill you hall ass
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romper_stomper
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified
Location: Australia |
41.never trust clowns
42.never take your wheelchair bound brother with u into the woods at night,he will only slow u down
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Jul 8th, 2005 06:21 AM |
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tpaquin
The Guy With the Gun
 Gender: Male
Location: A musty dorm room |
43. If you can hear a black man's voice inside your head, stay the **** away from your father.
44. Don't bother with a gun.
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Preciousdagger
Scream
Gender: Female
Location: United States |
45.Never talk to strangers
46.Dont even bother trying to call the police
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Jul 8th, 2005 06:46 PM |
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PINBALL
Senior Member
Gender: Male
Location: United States |
48)If you think you kil the killer or monster be posotive like throw them in an insinerator never turn your back and walk away
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