Going by the internationally approved definitions of underwear:-
Pingers: Briefs/Y's
Punders: Marquee style Underwear - for the larger underwearer
Biffs: Boxers
Surgeon Masks: G-Strings
Scuddy Undies: Solied Underwear
Commando: For those who wish to walk unhindered by the strict confines of underwear.
Emergency/Lucky Pants: Any of the above which are still held onto for emotional/functional reasons but after a long service are well past their sell by date but can be brought into use for emergency situations/job interviews.
What do you think George Lucas would assume his characters would wear?
Just to start us off I would go with Han - Lucky Pants, Leia - Surgeon, Jabba - Punders, Lando - Commando, Luke - Pingers, Maul - Boxers, Greedo, Scuddy, Chewie - Commando.
Apologies, I am attempting to raise the bar on this thread, by introducing a thought provoking debate on Sith bowel/bladder requirements.
I mean has nobody ever given any thought to what happens if Vader needs a wiz?
Surely he wasn't THAT much damaged when he fell in the volcano? Maybe Obi-Wan lobbed off more than just his limbs..
Maybe part of the wonder of Vaders suit is that he never needs to again bother with such mundane tasks as going to the lavatory. I wonder if I could obtain such a suit?
Maybe thats one of the new Force powers in the new film - Force 'Flush'
Registered: Aug 2004
Location: somewhere boring, I'm sure
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I agree. Where's your therapist? Besides, this is the EU section. You should be posting about the underwear of people like the rogues, mara, etc
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Jul 14th, 2004 03:33 PM
Do you need me to recommend a therapist?
