jinXed by JaNx
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In attempt to creat lightsabers, kids blow up
I was driving home earlier and heard on the radio that three kids of the ages 17,19 and 20. Decided to try and create lightsabers. They got the bright idea of using flourescant light bulbs, but could not get them to light. (The following is a prime example of the ingenuity this generation posseses.) So they decided to fill the lights with kerosine. Needless to say everything went boom. One kid died and the other two are said to be in intensive care.
i love it.
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May 30th, 2005 04:46 AM
the_Undying
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LMAO
Wow, never underestimate the power of SHEER IDIOCY. I'm pretty sure Darwin agrees with me when I say, "Those kids deserve to not be living."
Haha, that's about as "PC" as I can make my original thought, sorry. Rest assured, the first thought in my head had a lot more cussing and mild (but tasteful) nudity.
May 30th, 2005 12:21 PM
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In the words of Master Yoda: Stupid, you are. Replicate sabers you three cannot, and now dead you are...
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May 30th, 2005 01:08 PM
Ushgarak
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First of all, the two involved are in hospital in my town.
Secondly, no-one died. There were just two, and they received serious burns.
Thirdly this is not remotely funny, stupid as they were. But with something this serious at least research it properly first.
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May 30th, 2005 01:36 PM
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May 30th, 2005 01:52 PM
jinXed by JaNx
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Ushgarak
Thirdly this is not remotely funny, stupid as they were. But with something this serious at least research it properly first.
your right, i should have researched this, especially seeing how the radio was my source, but it is still damn funny.
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May 30th, 2005 03:37 PM
LinixCobra
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doesnt that mean they fail to become padawans cause they couldnt create their own lightsabers
LMAO
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May 30th, 2005 03:55 PM
Slay
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You know this isn't really funny,stupid yes funny no.You know that these kids could have died,do you?
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May 30th, 2005 07:03 PM
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May 30th, 2005 07:26 PM
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jesus. el nino, sesse, you guys made me laugh out loud. thanks
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May 31st, 2005 12:01 AM
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Re: In attempt to creat lightsabers, kids blow up
quote: (post ) Originally posted by ragesRemorse
I was driving home earlier and heard on the radio that three kids of the ages 17,19 and 20. Decided to try and create lightsabers. They got the bright idea of using flourescant light bulbs, but could not get them to light. (The following is a prime example of the ingenuity this generation posseses.) So they decided to fill the lights with kerosine. Needless to say everything went boom. One kid died and the other two are said to be in intensive care.
i love it.
dude, how can you "love it". A kid died and the others are in intensive care. I think your attitude is misplaced...
May 31st, 2005 07:08 AM
Jerico
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'Boy, that guy just walked infront of a car, he should know not too! How hilarious! I hope his family didn't like him ho ho!'
May 31st, 2005 09:22 AM
Ushgarak
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Just to repeat... no-one died.
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May 31st, 2005 03:16 PM
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That is damned funny....but also terribly pitiful as well.....
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May 31st, 2005 11:19 PM
xxxpoppunker182
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that isnt really funny. i mean if you laughed your ass off when you thought that one died thats just horrible.
Jun 1st, 2005 12:45 AM
Achilles X
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chill people, hes laughing at how stupid they were. its not like hes laughing just because a kid died. and stop putting a hyphen in no one, ushgarak. its two words, no and one. no hyphens
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Jun 1st, 2005 01:03 AM
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Human Vader
chill people, hes laughing at how stupid they were. its not like hes laughing just because a kid died. and stop putting a hyphen in no one, ushgarak. its two words, no and one. no hyphens
kthnxbai
Even know it is incorrect, i kinda like the hyphen. Oh and it's "He's" not "Hes".
Ok! Thank you! Goodbye!
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Jun 1st, 2005 01:30 AM
Achilles X
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lol thank you, but we could sit here correcting each other all day. i mean a missing apostrophy is a lot smaller deal than a hyphen.
and "even know it is correct" is incorrect grammar.
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Jun 1st, 2005 01:35 AM
Soren the Mage
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Human Vader
lol thank you, but we could sit here correcting each other all day. i mean a missing apostrophy is a lot smaller deal than a hyphen.
and "even know it is correct" is incorrect grammar.
kthnxbai
Wow, "Even know it is correct" turned into improper grammer, hey? Must have happened when i wasn't looking. I don't have to use "It's" for a shorter folly within the base of the sentence that i typed up. I like to make things longer. It is tons of fun!
You forgot your capital "I" after your period. Tsk tsk tsk!
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