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Switcheroos Thread
This is the thread where you alter and screw up Star Wars quotes....
Padme: We live in a real world, Annie. Come back to it.
Anakin: We live in GL's world, stupid girl! I would kill you, but i gotta wait an episode.
Palpatine: I will not let this Republic, which has stood for a thousand years, be split in two. My negotiations will not fail.
Mace Windu: Man, shut yo damn mouf!
Count Dooku: Brave, but, foolish, my old Jedi friend. You are impossibly outnumbered.
Mace Windu: I don't think so.
Count Dooku: Wow, truly you cannot be such a painfully stupid dumbass.
Count Dooku: I have become more powerful than any Jedi. Even you.
Yoda: Are you talking about, what the f*ck?
Count Dooku: May I ask why a Jedi Knight is all the way out here on Geonosis?
Obi-Wan: I'm tracking a bounty hunter named Jango Fett. Do you know him?
Count Dooku: I sucked his c*ck last night. WHADDA YOU THINK?
Supreme Chancellor: [Mace Windu and three other Jedi enter the room] Master Windu. I take it General Grievous has been destroyed, then. I must say, you're here sooner than expected.
Mace Windu: [Windu and all three Jedi ignite their lightsabres] Yo white boy, yo ass is unda arrest!
Supreme Chancellor: Um...Kay...
Mace Windu: Tha senate will decide yo fate!
Supreme Chancellor: Senate? Who? Oh yeah, I'M the senate.
Mace Windu: You be on da council, but yah ain't no masta, boy.
Anakin Skywalker: ***.
Mace Windu: Huh?
Anakin Skywalker: Oops.... IT'S UNFAIR! BLAH BLAH BLAH! I AM GONNA CHOP YER PAWS OFF....
Mace Windu: Wha?
Anakin Skywalker: Damn, i am glad you have a hearing problem.
Obi-Wan: It's over Anakin. I have the high ground.
Anakin Skywalker: I know, but as a kid, i always wanted Artificial limbs!
Senator Amidala: Where's Anakin? Is he okay?
Obi-Wan: I cut his legs off and set him on fire, whoops!
Obi-Wan: [about Anakin] He is in great danger.
Senator Amidala: From the Sith?
Obi-Wan: Who else, brainless!
Count Dooku: Your swords please, master Jedi. We don't want to make a mess of things in front of the chancellor.
Obi-Wan: Damn, your a gay f*ck!
The Emperor: Anakin Skywalker, you are one with the Order of the Sith Lords. Henceforth, you shall be known as Darth... Vader.
Anakin Skywalker: Doesn't that mean Father in swedish.
The Emperor: Probably...
Anakin Skywalker: I have brought peace, freedom, justice and security to my new empire.
Obi-Wan: Your new empire?
Anakin Skywalker: Don't make me kill you.
Obi-Wan: Fool, i just saved loads of money by switching my car insurance to Geico.
Anakin Skywalker: What have I done?
Supreme Chancellor: You killed a Jedi Master. God, what are you blind and stupid?
Darth Sidious: Oh, I've waited a long time for this, my little... green... friend.
Yoda: Dissapointed the fans, you have. Said my Race, you have not.
Obi-Wan: The council wants you to report on all the chancellor's dealings. They want to know what he's up to.
Anakin Skywalker: They want me to spy on the chancellor? That's treason.
Obi-Wan: Treason Scmheason!
C-3PO: My lady, is there anything I might do?
Senator Amidala: No, thank you, C-3P0.
C-3PO: [walking away] I feel so helpless.
Senator Amidala [yells]: THAT;S BECAUSE ANAKIN BUILT YOY WRONG, YOU WALKING TURD!
Darth Vader: Where is Padmé? Is she safe? Is she all right?
The Emperor: It seems in your anger, you killed her.
Darth Vader: I? I couldn't have! She was alive! I felt her!
[things begin to implode in the room, including droids. Vader breaks loose from his restraints, takes his first steps, and then rears back in anger and pain while the Emperor smiles]
Darth Vader: DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNN!
The Emperor: Wtf?
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You two are killing me. Maybe I should leave before you insult me.
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Strong am I with the force, but not that strong....twilight is upon me and soon night must fall, that is the way of things, the way of the force... -Yoda
Jun 22nd, 2005 12:35 PM
