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Jerry Springers!
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Jerry Springers!

Uncle Owen, Luke, and Aunt Beru sits in the Jerry Spring chair.

Jerry: Welcome to the Jerry Springer show! Today Topic: Luke, I am not your father!

Jerry: Luke, do you know why your here?

Luke: No

Jerry: Well, Your parents whats say something to you.

Beru: Luke, this is going to be heartbreaking.

Owen: Luke, I Am not your real father

Luke: No. That's not true. That's impossible!

Darth Vader shows up with his clone troopers. And suddenly Luke with his lightsaber fiercly attack Darth. Then Steve, one of the Jerry Security with his men stops Luke.

Darth: I see Uncle Owen told you that he isn't your father. Obi-Wan never told
you what happened to your father.

Luke: He told me enough. He told me you killed him!

Darth: No Luke, I Am your father!!!

Luke: NOOO!!!!!!!!!


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This is funny. You could go places with that idea. Very clever, sir.


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Re: Jerry Springers!

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clone troopers


nitpick: they're called Storm troopers by then. But it's a good idea thumb up

~wickerman~


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