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Pyron_Knight
Eater of Worlds
Registered: Dec 2007
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If you were a lightsaber, where would you be?
The Master Kid-Adi Mundi puzzles this cosmic paradox himself.
I love that line coming from some wide old Jedi.
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Dark-Jaxx
One From Beyond
Registered: May 2006
Location: Beyond Realm
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Up your mothers snizz.
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Mar 30th, 2008 04:17 AM |
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Pyron_Knight
Eater of Worlds
Registered: Dec 2007
Location:
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What's a snizz?
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Earth is a beautiful addition to the Galaxy...but an even finer accessory on the hand of a God.
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Mar 30th, 2008 04:21 AM |
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Dark-Jaxx
One From Beyond
Registered: May 2006
Location: Beyond Realm
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The scientific term for a vagina.
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"As long as I conceive of things, they exist, in a fashion."
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Mar 30th, 2008 04:33 AM |
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Red Hulk
20 dollars.
Registered: Jun 2006
Location: Where ever you want it.
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I'd be a surprise butt plug.
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Thordin: What kind of beast are you that you do not fall before my Mjolnir?
Rulk: The kind that beats the snot out of thunder gods."
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Mar 30th, 2008 04:35 AM |
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Light_Sith
Senior Member
Registered: Jul 2007
Location: United Kingdom
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Since Jedi are Married to their Sabers, I would find my way into Githany's pants in no time.
There would be many female Jedi that I would have the pleasure of pleasuring.
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Mar 30th, 2008 07:40 AM |
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Schwarzenegger
Amatuer Bodybuilder
Registered: Jun 2005
Location: ???
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Any good looking female jedi and best of all darth vaders crotch 
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Thanks to valerian for this awesome sig.
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Mar 30th, 2008 10:12 AM |
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Dark-Jaxx
One From Beyond
Registered: May 2006
Location: Beyond Realm
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Darth Vader's pecker burned off on Mustafar.
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"As long as I conceive of things, they exist, in a fashion."
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Mar 30th, 2008 12:04 PM |
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Light_Sith
Senior Member
Registered: Jul 2007
Location: United Kingdom
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True.
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Mar 30th, 2008 12:30 PM |
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Sesse
Jedi Ghost
Registered: Feb 2004
Location: Finland
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Actually the medical droids amputated it.
They tried to save it however, as the highest possible midichloridian concentration is in your testicles.
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Mar 30th, 2008 12:32 PM |
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Light_Sith
Senior Member
Registered: Jul 2007
Location: United Kingdom
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Nowadays they grow a new Penis on the arm if it has to be amputated, then attempt to attach it to the correct place nerve by nerve.
They don't work very well I am told, but I am certain that the GFFA had the technology to give him a new one.
The reason he has no penis is because Palpatine did not want him masturbating.
Palps was a bit of a prude and did not want him cheating on the Darkside (his new wife as confirmed in RoDV).
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Mar 30th, 2008 12:43 PM |
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Sesse
Jedi Ghost
Registered: Feb 2004
Location: Finland
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Makes sense.
Obi Wan on the other hand aged beyond his years. Mostly we can blame his late night cyclop strangling sessions.
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Mar 30th, 2008 12:52 PM |
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((The_Anomaly))
2003 Super Senior Member
Registered: Oct 2003
Location: Ontario, Canada
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Lawls
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Mar 31st, 2008 05:10 PM |
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Tangible God
Everything Burns
Registered: Jul 2005
Location: Canada
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I'd be in a safehouse several stories beneath the Pentagon. Of my own admission of course.
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Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos.
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