SunRazer
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Worst Fan Theories So Far?
What are the absolute rock bottom fan theories you've seen so far?
For me, it's the heap of Snoke speculation, some of which is outright traumatizing.
1. Snoke being Luke
2. Snoke being Vader
3. Snoke being Tarkin
4. Snoke being Mace Windu
5. Snoke being Palpatine
Rey being a Palpatine comes close as well.
[SPOILER - highlight to read]: Also Revan's ragdolling being canon.
Apr 23rd, 2017 01:36 PM
Fated Xtasy
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Rey Kenobi makes no sense given how short the lives of Kenobi's women tend to be.
I heard one theory about Rey being a reincarnation of Yoda lmao
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Apr 23rd, 2017 01:39 PM
SunRazer
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Apr 23rd, 2017 01:43 PM
slayne
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Revan's ragdolling is canon tbh
On topic, probably Snoke being Windu.
Apr 23rd, 2017 01:47 PM
SunRazer
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lol Rey having confrontations with the dark side apparently points to her being a Palpatine.
Apr 23rd, 2017 01:48 PM
Sinious
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Re: Worst Fan Theories So Far?
quote: (post ) Originally posted by SunRazer
Rey being a Palpatine comes close as well.
Don't let it become a thing
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Apr 23rd, 2017 01:57 PM
SunRazer
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Watching the legions of people around the Internet follow these theories like sheep is worst part.
Apr 23rd, 2017 02:01 PM
Azronger
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Yeah, the ****ing Snoke theories, man...
Also, there was the Darth Jar Jar theory, whch was stupid, although the evidence for it was quite compelling.
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Apr 23rd, 2017 02:04 PM
SunRazer
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Snoke's a scummy ****er whose characterization needs to improve dramatically in the next two films.
A shallow variant of Palpatine isn't very interesting.
Apr 23rd, 2017 02:06 PM
Azronger
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by SunRazer
Snoke's a scummy ****er whose characterization needs to improve dramatically in the next two films.
A shallow variant of Palpatine isn't very interesting.
Snoke or Vitiate - who's worse?
[SPOILER - highlight to read]: Inb4 they turn out to be the same character in the next movie
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Apr 23rd, 2017 02:09 PM
SunRazer
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Honestly, I prefer Valkorion. Pre-Valk Vitiate probably ranks below Snoke for me.
Apr 23rd, 2017 02:09 PM
Emperordmb
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by SunRazer
Snoke's a scummy ****er whose characterization needs to improve dramatically in the next two films.
A shallow variant of Palpatine isn't very interesting.
Again though was Palpatine anything special in ESB?
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Apr 23rd, 2017 04:05 PM
Jaggarath
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Rey is the reincarnation of Anakin.
Snoke is the darker half of Anakin's ghost.
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Apr 23rd, 2017 04:14 PM
MythLord
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Mace Windu survived and became Lando Calrissian(I'm not even joking, someone made this theory); Luke being Kylo, anyone who isn't Plagueis being Snoke.
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Apr 23rd, 2017 05:32 PM
UCanShootMyNova
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Lol. You're going to eat sh!t when Rey is revealed to be Palpatine's midichlorian produced daughter.
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Apr 23rd, 2017 05:35 PM
Sinious
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by MythLord
Mace Windu survived and became Lando Calrissian(I'm not even joking, someone made this theory); Luke being Kylo
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Apr 23rd, 2017 05:42 PM
darthbane77
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by slayne
Revan's ragdolling is canon tbh
On topic, probably Snoke being Windu.
As for the OP, all Snoke theories are cancer.
Apr 23rd, 2017 08:15 PM
nfactor1995
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- Snoke being Windu
- Rey being a reincarnated Anakin
- Rey being Obi-Wan's granddaughter
Apr 23rd, 2017 10:41 PM
SunRazer
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quote: (post ) Originally posted by Emperordmb
Again though was Palpatine anything special in ESB?
Probably had more of an impact on me than Snoke, if only because watching Vader bow subserviently left more of an impression than the way Kylo and Hux bickered in front of him.
However, a more apt comparison would be Palpatine in TPM, who still came off better than Snoke.
More importantly, Snoke came after Palpatine. I want them to go a different direction this time rather than have another a holographic machiavellian villain.
Apr 23rd, 2017 11:49 PM
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