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Star Wars: Dumb ways to Die
What is your list of the dumbest/most pathetic deaths in SW?
Mine would include:
Sheev being thrown down the shaft
Boba Fett falling into the Sarlaac Pit
Vitiate walking into a saber
Storm troopers dying to ewoks
Tiplee being pulled onto Dooku's saber
The Son getting stabbed by Anakin due to his emotions distracting him
Jek Porkins wrongly believing he could "hold it"
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Honestly, I could construct a better list, but I'm gonna have to give Holdo the cake, not because her death was incompetent, but just because the whole concept of bringing lightspeed collisions into the universe was dumb.
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Vol's was also pretty funny. He shows up on Coruscant and asks his Workan "where's Abeloth?" and he's like "in this room" and Vol whips out his lightsaber like "I'm going in!" jump cut to Abeloth walking into Workan's room holding Vol's severed head.
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Mar 9th, 2018 09:38 PM
