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Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo

Gender: Male
Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.

Laugh Really dumb jokes!

Here's one!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because the branch broke.
Why did the octopus fall out of the tree?
Because it was stapled to the monkey.

eek!

Now you go!


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REXXXX
Networking

Gender: Male
Location: San Diego

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Why did the bike fall over?

Because it was 2 tired.

Get it? Too tired, 2 tired? big grin


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ChinaNiki
Dancing Queen

Gender: Female
Location: The Pyramid

Why did the elephant cross the road?
Cuz the chicken was on vacation.

A man rode into town on Thursday, spent the night, and rode out on Thursday. How is that possible?
His horse's name was Thursday.big grin


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Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo

Gender: Male
Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.

A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch".

eek!


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ChinaNiki
Dancing Queen

Gender: Female
Location: The Pyramid

laughing out loud


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Nefertite
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Gender: Female
Location: Lithuania

Laugh He he

A man comes to the child who's playing in the yard and asks:
- Are your parents at home?
-Yes. - child replays. The man goes to the door and knocks but nobody comes. He goes again to the child and asks:
-Are your parents really at home?
-Yes. - child replys again.
-Then why nobody opens the door?
-Because we don't live here.

Sorry for bad English.


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GABRIEL05
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OK, OK, check this out, I was walking down the street one day when I see this kid crying. I ask him "Little boy, why you cryin" he says to me "M'daddies fighting in the street" Shaw 'nuff I look in the street and I see two men fighting. So I say to him "Well which one is your daddy?" He says back to me "That's what they fightin' about"

ba dop bop CHING!


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LindsIsSexyK
ALL GROWN UP NOW =)

Gender: Female
Location: WASHINGTON STATE

What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?

-Oh look! Donut seeds!


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Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo

Gender: Male
Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.

Donut seeds. big grin


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LindsIsSexyK
ALL GROWN UP NOW =)

Gender: Female
Location: WASHINGTON STATE

Yeah I thought that was a bit amusing myself, even though I'm blonde embarrasment


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Location: Pittsburgh

Why did the chicken cross the playground?
.................................................................
to get to the other slidesmile
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What do you call 12 blondes in a freezer?...........frosted flakes


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LanceWindu
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laughing out loud

What's green and red all over and goes 120 MPH?

A frog in a blender.


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thats great

what goes black white, black white, black white?
........................................................................
a nun falling down stairs


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LanceWindu
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laughing out loud


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Phoenix
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Gender: Female
Location: in a double decker bus...

quote:
Originally posted by ragesRemorse
thats great

what goes black white, black white, black white?
........................................................................
a nun falling down stairs


whats black and white and goes ha ha?


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Phoenix
Luna Lovegood

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quote:
Originally posted by Phoenix
whats black and white and goes ha ha?


the nun that pushed 'er!


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GABRIEL05
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what do you call a lesbian dinosaur:
what do you call a masturbating cow:


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Maximus_E.
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Okay my friend sent this one to me:
A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde,tired, just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the game is easy and a lot of fun. He explains, "I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me $5.00, and vise versa."

Again, she declines and tries to get some sleep. The lawyer, now agitated, says, "Okay, if you don't know the answer you pay me $5.00, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00." This catches the blonde's attention and, figuring there will be no end to this torment unless she plays, agrees to the game.

The lawyer asks the first question. "What's the distance from the earth to the moon?" The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches into her purse, pulls out a $5.00 bill and hands it to the lawyer. Okay says the lawyer, your turn.

She asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four legs?" The lawyer, puzzled, takes out his laptop computer and searches all his references, no answer. He taps into the air phone with his modem and searches the net and the library of congress, no answer. Frustrated, he sends e-mails to all his friends and coworker, to no avail.

After an hour, he wakes the blonde, and hands her $500. The blonde says,"Thank you", and turns back to get some more sleep. The lawyer, who is more than a little miffed, wakes the blonde and asks, "Well, what's the answer?"

Without a word, the blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to sleep.

And you thought blondes were dumb!


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frootlooplucy
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Gender: Female
Location: Dozing in the straw

LOL that ones funny.
this is my all time WORST enemy of the joke world... if that makes sense. my lil cousin is always saying it:
Knock Knock.
Whos there?
Boo.
Boo who?
dont cry, it was only a joke!
hahahahaha What the f**k?


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jinXed by JaNx
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Location: Pittsburgh

lol thats a nice twist good joke

What do you call a horse with no legs propped up on cindar blocks?
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An amish mechaninc


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