Ok so im walking down the street one day when I run into Captain America…..i know this doesn't sound odd I mean I run into THE CAP. all the time but the strange thing is he morphed into Fred from I Love Lucy…so we got to talking and I asked him just some general questions like how old are you, do you like fish, did you ever have sex with Lucy. You know comein talking questions but for some reason he got up and started to kike me right in the face. So I was just like what the hell Fred?? DO you want to die punk?? And he said bring it on *****…SO this is when I went crazy….and you wont believe what I did next….it was sooo crazy…….TO BE CONTINUED NEXT WEEK…..SAME BAT TIME SAME BAT HOUR
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George S. Patton-Greatest U.S General ever! Ok. Ok. General Pershing was the best Patton was the Coolest
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
hiker and linds, sittin' in a tree...K I S S I N G!!!
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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
So anyway, a guy walks into a bar and pulls out a stool and a lamp and a piano and sets the lamp on the piano and then he pulls out a little man, twelve inches tall, (that's uh, i don't know for those oversees, above, and below, as far as the metric systim goes. Maybe 16 centimeters). Suddenly the little man walks up to the piano, turns on the lamp, sits on the stool and begins playing away. So the bartender says, "Do you always bring a little piano player with you when you hit the bars?" . . .