Corran
Lucifer
Gender: Male Location: Look out of your Window
Three drunk girls..
Three Drunk Women had a very late night drinking.
They left in the early hours of the morning and went home their separate ways.
The next day,they all met up and compared notes about who was drunker the night before, the first girl claims that she was the drunkest, saying I went straight home, walked into the house and as soon as I got through the door I blew chunks for 10 minutes.
The second said, "You think that was drunk, hell I got into my car and wrapped it around the first tree I came across and I don't even have any insurance.
The third proclaimed, Damn I was the drunkest by far, when I got home I had a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over and burnt the whole house down.
The room fell silent, then the first girl spoke out again "Girls, I don't think you understand. Chunks is my dog."
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Sep 2nd, 2003 05:08 PM
Gundark
Mayhem
Gender: Female Location: Skywalker Ranch
That's Mr. Bad Joke for you.
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Sep 2nd, 2003 06:11 PM
Corran
Lucifer
Gender: Male Location: Look out of your Window
Hi Gundy honey
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Sep 2nd, 2003 06:33 PM
Mujaffa
Lift a Mullah
Gender: Male Location: In Norway .. God damitt
hahahhahahhahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha
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"Get on the bus with Leary and Scorcese, you're goin' right to ****in' hell!" Chikushoo
Sep 2nd, 2003 07:10 PM
memememe
must_kill_Santa 2
Gender: Female Location: United Kingdom
so where did you get that from
Sep 2nd, 2003 07:17 PM
Corran
Lucifer
Gender: Male Location: Look out of your Window
A sick Girlfriend
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Sep 2nd, 2003 07:18 PM
LindsIsSexyK
ALL GROWN UP NOW =)
Gender: Female Location: WASHINGTON STATE
I already felt like crap, that just made it worse
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Sep 2nd, 2003 07:19 PM
Dexx
wingless
Gender: Male Location: Bucharest, Romania
heh...it's not that bad
Sep 2nd, 2003 07:21 PM
LindsIsSexyK
ALL GROWN UP NOW =)
Gender: Female Location: WASHINGTON STATE
There is a website with stuff like that happening on it, so that joke actually has some truth to it
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Sep 2nd, 2003 07:22 PM
Corran
Lucifer
Gender: Male Location: Look out of your Window
quote: Originally posted by LindsIsTightK
There is a website with stuff like that happening on it, so that joke actually has some truth to it
Thanks Linds, I'm just eating a Pizza here.
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Sep 2nd, 2003 07:23 PM
LindsIsSexyK
ALL GROWN UP NOW =)
Gender: Female Location: WASHINGTON STATE
Hey you are the one who posted the joke, not me
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Sep 2nd, 2003 07:24 PM
memememe
must_kill_Santa 2
Gender: Female Location: United Kingdom
sounds like a nice girlfriend dont worry all my boyfs were like that
Sep 2nd, 2003 07:25 PM
LindsIsSexyK
ALL GROWN UP NOW =)
Gender: Female Location: WASHINGTON STATE
Yes well I promise it is definitely much more then a joke
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Sep 2nd, 2003 07:37 PM
Corran
Lucifer
Gender: Male Location: Look out of your Window
And you can introduce me to these 'ladies'?
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Sep 2nd, 2003 07:38 PM
LindsIsSexyK
ALL GROWN UP NOW =)
Gender: Female Location: WASHINGTON STATE
I can't introduce you to them no, but I can show you the site
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Sep 2nd, 2003 07:41 PM
Corran
Lucifer
Gender: Male Location: Look out of your Window
Hmmm, how is it that you are finding that sort of stuff anyhow?
Go on let's see how bad it is, it won't make me ill will it?
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Sep 2nd, 2003 07:42 PM
LindsIsSexyK
ALL GROWN UP NOW =)
Gender: Female Location: WASHINGTON STATE
I got the site from an acquantance through my x-b/f, but let me find the link and I will PM it to you because I am not posting anything like that on KMC
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Sep 2nd, 2003 07:43 PM
Corran
Lucifer
Gender: Male Location: Look out of your Window
'K
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Sep 2nd, 2003 07:44 PM
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