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for those looking for a New Job
"REQUIRES TEAM LEADERSHIP SKILLS"
You'll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.
"GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS"
Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want and do it.
"PROBLEM-SOLVING SKILLS A MUST"
You're walking into a company in perpetual chaos.
"COMPETITIVE SALARY"
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
"JOIN OUR FAST-PACED COMPANY"
We have no time to train you.
"CASUAL WORK ATMOSPHERE"
We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress up.
"MUST BE DEADLINE-ORIENTED"
You'll be six months behind schedule on your first day.
"SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED"
Some time each night and some time each weekend.
"DUTIES WILL VARY"
Anyone in the office can boss you around.
"MUST HAVE AN EYE FOR DETAIL"
We have no quality control.
"CAREER-MINDED"
Female Applicants must be childless (and remain that way).
"APPLY IN PERSON"
If you're old, fat or ugly you'll be told the position has been filled.
"NO PHONE CALLS PLEASE"
We've filled the job; our call for resumes is just a legal formality.
"SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF EXPERIENCE"
You'll need it to replace three people who just left.
Definition of terms in job adverts !
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LindsIsSexyK
ALL GROWN UP NOW =)
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Location: WASHINGTON STATE |
so true so true
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jinXed by JaNx
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Location: Pittsburgh |
thats great'
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"If you tell the truth, you never have to remember anything" -Twain
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LindsIsSexyK
ALL GROWN UP NOW =)
Gender: Female
Location: WASHINGTON STATE |
I prefer the 3 drunk women joke myself 
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Sep 2nd, 2003 08:39 PM |
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Vetkin
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Gender: Male
Location: Canada Account Restricted |
This shit blows ass, mate.
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Love Is A Game
Easy To Start
Hard To Finish
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Sep 2nd, 2003 08:41 PM |
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LindsIsSexyK
ALL GROWN UP NOW =)
Gender: Female
Location: WASHINGTON STATE |
You need to calm down on the language Vetkin before the mods say something to you
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Sep 2nd, 2003 08:43 PM |
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Vetkin
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Gender: Male
Location: Canada Account Restricted |
My apologies again, dearie! Won't happen again.
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Love Is A Game
Easy To Start
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LindsIsSexyK
ALL GROWN UP NOW =)
Gender: Female
Location: WASHINGTON STATE |
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Sep 2nd, 2003 08:45 PM |
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LarryTheArch
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Location: on Uranus Account Restricted |
Re: for those looking for a New Job
I like the fourth to last one 
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Due to cat's embarrasment, this qoute has been removed.
BTW- Not actually Tired Hiker 
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May 31st, 2004 05:19 PM |
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DeNiro
Senior Member
 Gender: Male
Location: |
I just applied to a fast food place
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May 31st, 2004 06:37 PM |
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Evolution
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 Gender: Male
Location: Account Restricted |
i already have a job. i might get another one .
i work for target now but it's been slow so im gona get a 2nd job for some extra bling bling.
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May 31st, 2004 06:41 PM |
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Naz
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Location: |
i dont have to get a job muhahahahahaha
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May 31st, 2004 06:53 PM |
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Evolution
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Location: Account Restricted |
naz shut up snob.
unlike you i earn my money all you do is go bug your father and he shuts your ass up by making you happy.
god i hate rich people.
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May 31st, 2004 06:55 PM |
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Naz
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Gender: Female
Location: |
im not rich
and my parents never give me money
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May 31st, 2004 06:56 PM |
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Evolution
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Gender: Male
Location: Account Restricted |
then you probably work them corners.
25 cents a turn.
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May 31st, 2004 06:57 PM |
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Naz
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Gender: Female
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if i were old enough i would have job, right now it would be illegal for me to have a job
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May 31st, 2004 06:59 PM |
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DeNiro
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I have to get a job to pay off some of the car payments i got for my new acura and also the ****ing gas my car takes premium and its driving me nuts.
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