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Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
 Gender: Male
Location: Sailing the seas of cheese. |
A swift kick in the nuts!
Here's where you tell a story about how you kicked someone or got kicked in the nuts. When I was in highschool, my sister was a junior and I was a sophomore and she had this boyfriend Todd who always tried to wrestle me and play box and stuff big brothers do. I hated it. I didn't want a big brother. So one day, he started rough housing with me and I told him to stop. So he started pullng my ear and that's when I gave him a swift kick in his nuts! He never messed with me again. 
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Sep 3rd, 2003 07:57 PM |
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happy kine
mirth maker
 Gender: Male
Location: United States (florida) |
a friends girlfriend once kicked me in the nuts and i thought i was going to die... luckly there was a girl who took pitty and gave me a rub down, down there... the problem was she would only rub and not long enough... i went from a kick to teh blue monster...
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miasma-istic
w/r/t
civilization???
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Sep 3rd, 2003 07:59 PM |
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Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
Gender: Male
Location: Sailing the seas of cheese. |
That's when you tell her you have to take a dump, but then you really go rub one out while her image is still fresh in your mind. 
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Sep 3rd, 2003 08:01 PM |
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happy kine
mirth maker
Gender: Male
Location: United States (florida) |
thats what i usually do... but... i was drunk and thought i could score.... i mean if i rubbed a girls muff i'd go all the way.
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miasma-istic
w/r/t
civilization???
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Sep 3rd, 2003 08:03 PM |
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Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
Gender: Male
Location: Sailing the seas of cheese. |
True dat.
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Sep 3rd, 2003 08:04 PM |
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Corran
Lucifer
 Gender: Male
Location: Look out of your Window |
I got kicked in the nuts outside a nightcub for turning a girl down, how bad is that, first of all me turning a girl down who was quite attractive but too drunk IMHO, and secondly because she thought she was some sort of Diva that everyone would just jump for. Ouch that hurt, especially the follwoing week when my friend pointed her out, she was lurvely. 
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Sep 3rd, 2003 11:17 PM |
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Koala MeatPie
Tonk's Husband
 Gender: Male
Location: Cute And Fluffy In My Tummy |
I kicked some guy at my school for 1 reason. A Game called Roch-An-BOE (i won by the way)
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Sep 3rd, 2003 11:22 PM |
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Fire
Senior Member
 Gender: Male
Location: On vacation |
never did it
or had it done to me but I can imagine the pain
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Sep 4th, 2003 12:06 AM |
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GABRIEL05
Doom Herald
 Gender: Unspecified
Location: United States |
Me and my boo were play fighting once and she kneed me in the nuts. She refused to acknowledge that it was less painful than cramps. If she had nuts I would have kicked her in them.
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Sep 4th, 2003 12:47 AM |
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Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
Gender: Male
Location: Sailing the seas of cheese. |
Gabriel05, I started a thread a long time ago about pms vs gettng kicked in the nuts. I can't remember the outcome of it all but LOL.
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Sep 4th, 2003 12:50 AM |
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jinXed by JaNx
Senior Member
 Gender: Male
Location: Pittsburgh |
one time my girlfriends little sister threw a rubber toy dinosaur at me and hit me in the balls, i went behind a tree and stood there with my pants half hanging off my ass for about 20 minutes because i thought i was gonna piss blood
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"If you tell the truth, you never have to remember anything" -Twain
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Sep 4th, 2003 03:04 AM |
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JRatT12
Senior Member
Gender: Male
Location: United States |
My ex-girlfriend at lunch one day when she was a sophomore kicked here brother right in the nuts (he was a senor) it was the funniest thing I had ever seen he fell on the ground and was like almost crying. What made it really funny is he was the quarterback for are football team. It was great to see the most popular guy in the school walking around holding his nuts all day……but then I realized how painful that most have been so I got mad at my girlfriend and she threaten to kike me in the nuts so I didn’t get mad at her to much after that…
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Sep 4th, 2003 03:34 AM |
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Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
Gender: Male
Location: Sailing the seas of cheese. |
There are eight stages one goes through when gettng kicked in the nuts.
1) The initial hit.
2) The shock.
3) The sweaty palms.
4) The feeling that you're going to puke.
5) The slight blackout phase.
6) The falling to the floor part.
7) The blank stare at the sky.
8) Uphoria.
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Sep 4th, 2003 03:42 AM |
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GABRIEL05
Doom Herald
Gender: Unspecified
Location: United States |
I hate schools where the quarterback of the football team is the most popular guy at the school. At my highschool the most popular guy was the freakin' third trumpeter in the jazzband GODDAMNIT!!!!!!
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Sep 4th, 2003 04:22 AM |
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Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
Gender: Male
Location: Sailing the seas of cheese. |
That rules, Gab. Mucho culture there, bro. I wasn't very fond of the jocks either, though I did play rugby.
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Sep 4th, 2003 04:26 AM |
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GABRIEL05
Doom Herald
Gender: Unspecified
Location: United States |
Kudos! Rugby is a real man's sport!!!!!
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Sep 4th, 2003 04:27 AM |
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Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
Gender: Male
Location: Sailing the seas of cheese. |
Thanks bro, I actually give rugby credit for making me the stud that I am today!
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Sep 4th, 2003 04:44 AM |
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FallingBlue
Twilight of Shadow
 Gender: Male
Location: California |
I hit this kid in the hand cause he was reaching in my backpack, little *** had healing warts on his hand (i didnt know, or i wouldnt have hit his hand) well i popped one and he got super pissed (cause im sure it hurt like hell) and he hit me so hard in the balls i threw up (im not a fighter, so alot of pain makes me wretch)
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Sep 4th, 2003 04:44 AM |
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LindsIsSexyK
ALL GROWN UP NOW =)
 Gender: Female
Location: WASHINGTON STATE |
I kneed my x-b/f in the nuts, but it really wasn't on purpose 
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Sep 4th, 2003 05:36 AM |
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GABRIEL05
Doom Herald
Gender: Unspecified
Location: United States |
Man you women have no clue...no clue...
Say is it inhumane to downwind in a dogs face?
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Sep 4th, 2003 05:37 AM |
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