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Corran
Lucifer

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Location: Look out of your Window

Hi honey

One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm. The wife turns over and says: "I'm sorry, honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh." The husband, rejected, turns over and tries to sleep. A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again. This time he whispers in her ear: "Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow, too?"

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Sep 4th, 2003 02:45 PM

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Gundark
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Location: Skywalker Ranch

Where do you find this stuff ? Under a rock ?

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Sep 4th, 2003 02:50 PM

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Corran
Lucifer

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Location: Look out of your Window

you've heard it before then?

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Sep 4th, 2003 02:53 PM

Fire
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Location: On vacation

no, but it's pretty lame

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Sep 4th, 2003 02:55 PM

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Corran
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I found it amusing sad

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Sep 4th, 2003 02:55 PM

Fire
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Location: On vacation

it's amusing but not much more than ha

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Sep 4th, 2003 02:56 PM

Baylin
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Well ha is better than no ha!

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Fire
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Location: On vacation

yea but it wasn't super

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Sep 4th, 2003 03:00 PM

Corran
Lucifer

Gender: Male
Location: Look out of your Window

You can't expect all my jokes to amuse you, I have worse:-

A woman arrives at a bank with a fifty pound note stuck in each ear, and
asks to see the manager.
The cashier steps through to the managers office:
"There's a woman to see you, she's �100 in arrears."

Answer phone message
"....If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key...."

Did you hear about the dyslexic alcoholic?
He choked on his own vimto.

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Sep 4th, 2003 03:02 PM

Baylin
Back in story!

Gender: Male
Location: Deep shit as always...!

Corran! Quick run the men in white coats are coming to take you away...

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Sep 4th, 2003 03:07 PM

Corran
Lucifer

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Location: Look out of your Window

I can't run very well with this stupid Straight Jacket on

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Sep 4th, 2003 03:07 PM

GABRIEL05
Doom Herald

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Location: United States

SCREW YOU ALL IT WAS FREAKIN' HILARIOUS!!!!

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Corran
Lucifer

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Location: Look out of your Window

Thanks mate big grin

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Sep 4th, 2003 03:52 PM

happy kine
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quote:
Originally posted by Corran

Answer phone message
"....If you want to buy marijuana, press the hash key...."

what was that number?

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Corran
Lucifer

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Location: Look out of your Window

hash.

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Sep 4th, 2003 04:03 PM

happy kine
mirth maker

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Location: United States (florida)

must be a forign phone.

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Sep 4th, 2003 04:05 PM

must_kill_Santa
Evil Princess

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Location: United Kingdom

what so you dont have the # key or summin

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diegocala
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Location: Tempe, AZ United States

duh!!! come on people...the HASH key....freakin hilarious! eek!

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