Gender: Male Location: Not the droids yer lookin' for.
BackFire349, The Movie.
BackFire Recently wrote: "dexx is one sexy mofo, and why dont i have a thread yet, ive been here longer then dexx."
So here's your thread, bud. I'm starting it. It's a movie that we all get to contribute to. Here goes.
An alarm clock made from a human skull makes a screeching sound as it's eyes glow red. BackFire349 awakens from his deep slumber. He sits up in bed and puts on his Leatherface mask before we get a chance to see what he really looks like.
CUT TO: BackFire sits in his breakfast nook eating Fruit Loops. His furniture is made from human bones and upholstered with human skin much like his mask. He laughs at this mornings Garfield Comic strip in the paper. Suddenly a knock is heard at his door. BackFire peers at the door as though not expecting company. He walks to the hall closet and grabs his yellow Yamaha chainsaw. He looks through the peep hole of the door and sees two girl scouts delivering his cookies. Suddenly . . . .
__________________ MY JOKER IMPRESSION IS AT http://www.youtube.com/user/GarymfingVal ON YOUTUBE CHECK IT OUT!
ALSO, ASPIRE TO INSPIRE, BEFORE YOU EXPIRE Big D
__________________ MY JOKER IMPRESSION IS AT http://www.youtube.com/user/GarymfingVal ON YOUTUBE CHECK IT OUT!
ALSO, ASPIRE TO INSPIRE, BEFORE YOU EXPIRE Big D
__________________ MY JOKER IMPRESSION IS AT http://www.youtube.com/user/GarymfingVal ON YOUTUBE CHECK IT OUT!
ALSO, ASPIRE TO INSPIRE, BEFORE YOU EXPIRE Big D
im actully to lazy to sorry TH maybe BF will continue it
__________________ MY JOKER IMPRESSION IS AT http://www.youtube.com/user/GarymfingVal ON YOUTUBE CHECK IT OUT!
ALSO, ASPIRE TO INSPIRE, BEFORE YOU EXPIRE Big D
*backfire see's the scouts, and an evil smirk spreads across his face, which is hard to see through his leatherface type mask... he opens the door, grabs the 2 girls, and sexually molests them before killing them with his chainsaw, eventually eating their soft flesh.
__________________
"God has no place within these walls! Just as facts have no place within organized religion." - The Simpsons