Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
BackFire349, The Movie.
BackFire Recently wrote: "dexx is one sexy mofo, and why dont i have a thread yet, ive been here longer then dexx."
So here's your thread, bud. I'm starting it. It's a movie that we all get to contribute to. Here goes.
An alarm clock made from a human skull makes a screeching sound as it's eyes glow red. BackFire349 awakens from his deep slumber. He sits up in bed and puts on his Leatherface mask before we get a chance to see what he really looks like.
CUT TO: BackFire sits in his breakfast nook eating Fruit Loops. His furniture is made from human bones and upholstered with human skin much like his mask. He laughs at this mornings Garfield Comic strip in the paper. Suddenly a knock is heard at his door. BackFire peers at the door as though not expecting company. He walks to the hall closet and grabs his yellow Yamaha chainsaw. He looks through the peep hole of the door and sees two girl scouts delivering his cookies. Suddenly . . . .
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Sep 7th, 2003 01:41 AM
DeNiro
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im to scared to post
Sep 7th, 2003 01:43 AM
LindsIsSexyK
ALL GROWN UP NOW =)
Gender: Female Location: WASHINGTON STATE
Yeah me too
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Sep 7th, 2003 01:45 AM
DeNiro
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"hugs linds and takes her home"
Sep 7th, 2003 01:59 AM
LindsIsSexyK
ALL GROWN UP NOW =)
Gender: Female Location: WASHINGTON STATE
You would love that wouldn't you
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Sep 7th, 2003 02:02 AM
Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
Re: BackFire349, The Movie.
quote: Originally posted by Tired Hiker
BackFire Recently wrote: "dexx is one sexy mofo, and why dont i have a thread yet, ive been here longer then dexx."
So here's your thread, bud. I'm starting it. It's a movie that we all get to contribute to. Here goes.
An alarm clock made from a human skull makes a screeching sound as it's eyes glow red. BackFire349 awakens from his deep slumber. He sits up in bed and puts on his Leatherface mask before we get a chance to see what he really looks like.
CUT TO: BackFire sits in his breakfast nook eating Fruit Loops. His furniture is made from human bones and upholstered with human skin much like his mask. He laughs at this mornings Garfield Comic strip in the paper. Suddenly a knock is heard at his door. BackFire peers at the door as though not expecting company. He walks to the hall closet and grabs his yellow Yamaha chainsaw. He looks through the peep hole of the door and sees two girl scouts delivering his cookies. Suddenly . . . .
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Sep 7th, 2003 02:02 AM
DeNiro
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dont u know it
Sep 7th, 2003 02:19 AM
Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
Let's stay on topic people, continue the story damnit!!!
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Sep 7th, 2003 02:30 AM
DeNiro
Senior Member
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im actully to lazy to sorry TH maybe BF will continue it
Sep 7th, 2003 02:38 AM
Dr. Leg Kick
Aesculapius
Gender: Male Location: Los Angeles
i wont continue that sh**. bf is horor movie god.
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Sep 7th, 2003 02:42 AM
Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
quote: Originally posted by h0ck3yh0rr0r
i wont continue that sh**. bf is horor movie god.
Are you calling what I wrote shit, cuz if so, you are taking this way too seriously.
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Sep 7th, 2003 02:44 AM
Dr. Leg Kick
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Gender: Male Location: Los Angeles
hey th srry about that my cousin typed that in that bastard well srry about that im gonna kick his a** be right back
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Sep 7th, 2003 02:46 AM
Dr. Leg Kick
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Gender: Male Location: Los Angeles
he really likes this forum and he uses my acccount to type stuff
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Sep 7th, 2003 02:47 AM
Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
Kick him in the stomach for me.
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Sep 7th, 2003 02:47 AM
Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
I agree with you though, backfire is the bomb.
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Sep 7th, 2003 02:47 AM
Dr. Leg Kick
Aesculapius
Gender: Male Location: Los Angeles
yes he is but my cousin is a dumba** cant believe he's my relative
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Sep 7th, 2003 02:48 AM
BackFire
Blood. It's nature's lube
Gender: Male Location: Huntington Beach, CA
Moderator
*backfire see's the scouts, and an evil smirk spreads across his face, which is hard to see through his leatherface type mask... he opens the door, grabs the 2 girls, and sexually molests them before killing them with his chainsaw, eventually eating their soft flesh.
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Sep 7th, 2003 08:41 AM
BackFire
Blood. It's nature's lube
Gender: Male Location: Huntington Beach, CA
Moderator
heh, bet no one saw that coming.
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Sep 7th, 2003 08:45 AM
Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
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Sep 7th, 2003 08:46 AM
Tired-Hiker
El Bastardo
Gender: Male Location: Sailing the seas of cheese.
LOMAF (Laughing off my ass f*cking)
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Sep 7th, 2003 08:47 AM
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