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silver_tears
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This is too funny!!
30 Things Guys Want Girls to Know
1. We're not as big of perverts as you think we all are.
2. No matter what you say, your ex-boyfriend IS an loser.
3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses too.
4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful.
5. Don't treat us like crap.
6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reason's we're going out with you.
7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us.
8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just say it's that time of the month and nothing more.
9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us to think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool.
10. We'll never shave our legs. So get over it.
11. NEVER ask us if you can put make up on us. It's just wrong..
12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't.
13. When we tell you that you're not fat, believe us.
14. We absolutely do not care about, The Backstreet Boys, NSYNC, 98 degrees, or what any other guy looks like
15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and pee.
16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean you don't have to apologize when you're wrong.
17. You expect us to say and do sweet things about you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while.
18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes.
19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause you might get what you wish for.
20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we'd say."
21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you.
22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but we like yours better anyway.
23. Size doesn't matter, except to idiots who don't want a relationship.
24. PMS is not an excuse.
25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done.
26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was. That doesn't turn us on.
27. Always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach.
28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. You might be that comfy with your friends, but to us its just wrong.
29. We always notice how funny it is after you rip out our heart, stick it down our throat, and still want to be friends.
30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, but we'll pretend like you are anyway.
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Eat My Ass
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word
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Sep 7th, 2003 04:59 PM |
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silver_tears
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this one is for the fellas though
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Sep 7th, 2003 06:05 PM |
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JToTheP
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Hell yea to that.
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Sep 7th, 2003 06:13 PM |
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silver_tears
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i see u agree jp
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Sep 7th, 2003 06:14 PM |
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JToTheP
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You've got rules, so do we.
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Sep 7th, 2003 06:15 PM |
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silver_tears
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we have rules
these are jus guidelines
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Sep 7th, 2003 06:16 PM |
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JToTheP
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Well take note of these Irene.
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Sep 7th, 2003 06:16 PM |
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silver_tears
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i dont doubt that
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Sep 7th, 2003 06:18 PM |
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JToTheP
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You'd better, because if I hear you ever broke any of these to your b/f, I'm gonna send a pimp smack via air-mail.
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Sep 7th, 2003 06:19 PM |
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silver_tears
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i know how to treat the men
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Sep 7th, 2003 06:20 PM |
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JToTheP
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Oh I'm sure you do.
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Sep 7th, 2003 06:22 PM |
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silver_tears
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indeed i do
and this is my favourite
24. PMS is not an excuse. lol
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Sep 7th, 2003 06:24 PM |
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JToTheP
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What WOULD make it an excuse?
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Sep 7th, 2003 06:26 PM |
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silver_tears
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i dunno
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Sep 7th, 2003 06:28 PM |
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JToTheP
Waitin for Brawl
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Yeah, remember that Irene, NO EXCUSE!
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Sep 7th, 2003 06:28 PM |
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silver_tears
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i dont need an excuse to act bitchy its jus natural
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Sep 7th, 2003 06:30 PM |
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JToTheP
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It's STILL not an excuse, so don't TRY it.
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Sep 7th, 2003 06:31 PM |
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silver_tears
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i never claimed my bitchyness was pms related
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Sep 7th, 2003 06:33 PM |
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JToTheP
Waitin for Brawl
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SUUUUUURE.
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