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Pablo G
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101 Reasons why it's great to be a guy

This will be updated daily and it's 10 answers per day and 11 on the last, here's the 1st ones.

1 - Phone calls with friends last 30 seconds.
2 - Nudity in movies is 99% female.
3 - You know stuff about cars.
4 - For 5 days vacation you only need one bag.
5 - Soccer's on sunday (here in Mexico.)
6 - You don't have to monitor your friends sex life.
7 - Restroom lines are 80% shorter.
8 - You don't have to sit down to piss.
9 - Old friends don't care if you gained or lost weight.
10 - You don't get robbed when you have a hair cut.


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thats mostely true, except i dunno didley about cars.


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Re: 101 Reasons why it's great to be a guy

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Originally posted by pablo007
This will be updated daily and it's 10 answers per day and 11 on the last, here's the 1st ones.

1 - Phone calls with friends last 30 seconds.
2 - Nudity in movies is 99% female.
3 - You know stuff about cars.
4 - For 5 days vacation you only need one bag.
5 - Soccer's on sunday (here in Mexico.)
6 - You don't have to monitor your friends sex life.
7 - Restroom lines are 80% shorter.
8 - You don't have to sit down to piss.
9 - Old friends don't care if you gained or lost weight.
10 - You don't get robbed when you have a hair cut.


i only see 10 the thread says 101! lol


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thats so cute big grin

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laughing out loud

Maybe cause it's updated daily, KidRock... wink


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*waits for further list* laughing

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*taps foot impatiently*


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we men also have a faster metabolism than women, making it easier to lose weight.


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Diets schmiets, we men lose weight so much faster! big grin


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hell yeah....my wife hates me for it.


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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.

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laughing out loud


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ive lost almost 40 lbs in the past two months and she has lost about 10.


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Re: 101 Reasons why it's great to be a guy

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Originally posted by pablo007
This will be updated daily and it's 10 answers per day and 11 on the last, here's the 1st ones.

1 - Phone calls with friends last 30 seconds.
2 - Nudity in movies is 99% female.
3 - You know stuff about cars.
4 - For 5 days vacation you only need one bag.
5 - Soccer's on sunday (here in Mexico.)
6 - You don't have to monitor your friends sex life.
7 - Restroom lines are 80% shorter.
8 - You don't have to sit down to piss.
9 - Old friends don't care if you gained or lost weight.
10 - You don't get robbed when you have a hair cut.


1. Mostly true
2. Definately true
3. I know very little, but enough to get me by
4. I only need half a bag
5. Football!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
6. I actually think it's fun hearing friends sex stories
7. Thank god
8. True dat
9. Sometimes they do, especially if your weight was dangerously heavy
10. I cut my own hair, screw hair salons and barbers


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laughing out loud laughing out loud laughing out loud


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i get my hair cut by a gay black guy.


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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.

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Creepy. Usually gay men are white. Just an observation. big grin


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let me tell ya...they can cut the shit out of hair.


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All the ways you wish you could be, that's me. I look like you wanna look, I **** like you wanna ****, I am smart, capable, and most importantly, I am free in all the ways that you are not.

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laughing out loud Botched hair cuts from hell, RJ?


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i get mt hair cut and styled and its pricey but well worth it wink

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nope...the best haircuts ever.


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