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silver_tears
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Absence Excuses
The following are real school excuses, explaining the reason behind the absence of students. Enjoy! :-)
12. Please excuse my son for being absent yesterday, because there is a river in our house.
11. My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him.
10. Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.
9. Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. He fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.
8. John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.
7. Megan could not come to school today because she has been bothered by very close veins.
6. Chris will not be in shcool cus he has an acre in his side.
5. Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.
4. Please excuse Tommy for being absent yesterday. He had diarrheea and his boots leak.
3. Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday. We forgot to get the Sunday paper off the porch, and when we fouind it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.
2. Sally won't be in school a week from Friday. We have to attend her funeral.
and last but not least...
1. Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot!
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Oct 7th, 2003 12:10 AM |
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FallingBlue
Twilight of Shadow
Gender: Male Location: California |
LL
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Oct 7th, 2003 12:13 AM |
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Dr. Leg Kick
Aesculapius
Gender: Male Location: Los Angeles |
lol
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Oct 7th, 2003 12:30 AM |
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NTonks
Crash's Wife
Gender: Female Location: Southern California |
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Oct 7th, 2003 12:33 AM |
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Koala MeatPie
Tonk's Husband
Gender: Male Location: Cute And Fluffy In My Tummy |
I have one for late for class... too good... never got me a lte marked down.. cause funny. "I am not late, I am just early for the next class" well not THAT funny, but I never got a late for it.
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Oct 7th, 2003 12:35 AM |
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silver_tears
Senior Member
Gender: Unspecified Location: |
thats cute
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Oct 7th, 2003 12:48 AM |
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GroundedAgain
OTF REBEL
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the best excuse in da book in my old skewl was"I had to work on the farm" but i've only gone to my new skewl for 4 daze so i don't know. my stupid friend tried to write and excuse and had it down until the teacher read that he had spelt his mom's name wrong
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Oct 7th, 2003 01:03 AM |
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ThorinWoofer
Static Stance
Gender: Male Location: Your mom... |
Damn were you bored back when?
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Jul 2nd, 2012 12:05 AM |
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Dusty
Senior Member
Gender: Male Location: The United States. I <3 U |
Are you bored now?
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Jul 2nd, 2012 12:07 AM |
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ThorinWoofer
Static Stance
Gender: Male Location: Your mom... |
What's it to you?
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Jul 2nd, 2012 01:29 AM |
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Barker
Thorin Fan Club President
Gender: Male Location: Barkdonald's Inc. OMFGPlulz: dunt |
I am bored.
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Jul 2nd, 2012 06:11 AM |
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ThorinWoofer
Static Stance
Gender: Male Location: Your mom... |
I might get a blt for lunch
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Jul 2nd, 2012 01:08 PM |
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Barker
Thorin Fan Club President
Gender: Male Location: Barkdonald's Inc. OMFGPlulz: dunt |
I bought a breakfast burrito from the 50/50 mexican place and I already have a stomach ache before eating it
wish me luck
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Jul 2nd, 2012 03:31 PM |
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ThorinWoofer
Static Stance
Gender: Male Location: Your mom... |
50/50 mexican place?
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Jul 2nd, 2012 05:11 PM |
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Barker
Thorin Fan Club President
Gender: Male Location: Barkdonald's Inc. OMFGPlulz: dunt |
50% chance of being the best thing eer
50% of food poisoning
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please respond to my PM Thorin
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Jul 2nd, 2012 05:43 PM |
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ThorinWoofer
Static Stance
Gender: Male Location: Your mom... |
I'm going to go out on a limb and say the latter
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Jul 2nd, 2012 06:50 PM |
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Barker
Thorin Fan Club President
Gender: Male Location: Barkdonald's Inc. OMFGPlulz: dunt |
I didn't ask you
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Jul 2nd, 2012 07:19 PM |
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ThorinWoofer
Static Stance
Gender: Male Location: Your mom... |
When has that ever stopped me?
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Jul 2nd, 2012 08:22 PM |
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Barker
Thorin Fan Club President
Gender: Male Location: Barkdonald's Inc. OMFGPlulz: dunt |
wow what a rebel
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Jul 2nd, 2012 09:10 PM |
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ThorinWoofer
Static Stance
Gender: Male Location: Your mom... |
Too tight you are
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Jul 2nd, 2012 10:27 PM |
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