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Fun Facts and Such
Did you know that ...
It is impossible to lick your elbow.
A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.
A shrimp's heart is in their head.
When you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.
In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand or attempted to do so.
In the United States alone, there is a lawsuit every 30 seconds.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
Rats and horses can't vomit.
The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.
Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
If the U.S. government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for US citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?
Forty percent of all people who come to a party in your home snoop in your medicine cabinet.
The electric chair was invented by a dentist.
The cigarette lighter was invented before the match.
100% of all lottery winners gain weight.
Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their buttocks.
In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.
160 cars can drive side by side on the Monumental Axis in Brazil, the world's widest road.
Most lipstick contains fish scales.
Cat's urine glows under a black-light.
A hummingbird weighs less than a penny.
Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.
and last but not least...
Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbows!
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Oct 7th, 2003 01:03 AM |
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Dr. Leg Kick
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did u get this info from a website...cuz i've read all those facts before somewhere...but gj! 
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Oct 7th, 2003 01:04 AM |
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Pablo G
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Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times. - This is false
If the U.S. government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for US citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles? - And this is a rule that prohibits touching rocks from the sky and such
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Oct 7th, 2003 01:06 AM |
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GroundedAgain
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elbow to tongue elbow to tongue god dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oct 7th, 2003 01:07 AM |
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julibug
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some of those are quite disturbing!
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Oct 7th, 2003 01:09 AM |
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silver_tears
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but funny 
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Oct 7th, 2003 01:10 AM |
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GroundedAgain
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damn!!!!! i still cant do it
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Oct 7th, 2003 01:11 AM |
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silver_tears
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thats why it says its impossible  
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Oct 7th, 2003 01:12 AM |
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GroundedAgain
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did ya'll know that the pop-up that tends to pop-up the most on your computer screen is an advertisement to reduce pop-ups??
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Oct 7th, 2003 01:21 AM |
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silver_tears
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or a window washer 
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Oct 7th, 2003 01:21 AM |
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A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.
A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
A snail can sleep for three years.
All Polar bears are left-handed.
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served in first-class.
Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.
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Oct 7th, 2003 01:38 AM |
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silver_tears
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
Butterflies taste with their feet.
Cats have over one hundred vocal sounds, dogs only have about ten.
Cat's urine glows under a black light.
China has more English speakers than the United States.
Donald Duck comics were banned in Finland because he doesn't wear pants.
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Oct 7th, 2003 01:39 AM |
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Pablo G
Coolest Beaner Around
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Man how I'd wish I was a pig...
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Oct 7th, 2003 01:41 AM |
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silver_tears
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dont we all 
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Oct 7th, 2003 01:47 AM |
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silver_tears
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Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
I am. is the shortest complete sentence in the English language
If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human's neck.
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Oct 7th, 2003 01:48 AM |
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silver_tears
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If the population of China walked past you in single file, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.
If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
If you keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
In ancient Egypt, priests plucked EVERY hair from their bodies, including their eyebrows and eyelashes.
In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.
It's impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.
Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors.
Marilyn Monroe had six toes.
Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.
No word in the English language rhymes with month.
Nutmeg is extremely poisonous if injected intravenously.
On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.
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Oct 7th, 2003 01:50 AM |
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BadKitty
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"If Barbie were life-size, her measurements would be 39-23-33. She would stand seven feet, two inches tall and have a neck twice the length of a normal human's neck."
so would she still be hot?
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Oct 7th, 2003 01:54 AM |
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silver_tears
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not really by normal standards shed be considered a freak
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Oct 7th, 2003 01:56 AM |
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V@LL3jOk!D707
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In the course of an average lifetime you will, while sleeping, eat 70 assorted insects and 10 spiders.
"A hummingbird weighs less than a penny."
Cool.
"A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes."
Luck Pigs
"On average, people fear spiders more than they do death."
I fear both.
"Marilyn Monroe had six toes."
Eww. No offense if anyone here has six toes.
"If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb."
Now thats just funny.
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Oct 7th, 2003 04:05 AM |
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Kostabot
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I've opened a thread like this in the GDF a while back. And I DID try to lick my elbow :lol
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