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silver_tears
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 Have You Seen Any Of These Shirts?
Shirts must have too much room, look what people have written on them...
Due to budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off.
I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either.
I love deadlines. I especially like the Whooshing sound as they go flying by.
I Refuse To Have A Battle Of Wits With An Unarmed Person.
I Haven't Lost My Mind. It's Backed Up On Disk Somewhere.
Tell me what you need, and I'll tell you how to get along without it.
THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE; 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3) You become Santa Claus. 4) You start to look like Santa Claus.
Some days you are the pigeon. Some days you are the statue.
Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
The money is always greener in the other guy’s wallet.
If We Quit Voting, Will They All Go Away?
Too many freaks. Not enough circuses.
She Who MUST be obeyed
Chaos. Panic. Disorder. My work is done here.
I thought I wanted a career. It turns out I just wanted a paycheck.
When money talks, no one criticizes its accent.
I don't have an attitude problem. You have a perception problem.
My reality check bounced.
I love my cat. My cat does not care.
If At First You Don't Succeed...Blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.
My bank account needs month-to-month resuscitation.
You're Just Jealous Because The Voices Are Talking To Me.
On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape key.
I don't suffer from stress. I am a carrier.
Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe in chocolate.
Only in America, could a letter offering a million dollar prize be considered junk mail.
Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the Ark. Professionals, on the other hand, built the Titanic.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
If I throw a stick, will you leave?
Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, because you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.
Don't worry about the world ending today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the butt.
The more crap you put up with, the more crap you are going to get.
What if the Hokey Pokey is really what it’s all about?
Think nobody knows you're alive? Try missing a payment.
Does it scare you that you are looking for wisdom from a T-shirt?
And your crybaby whiny-butt opinion would be...?
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Oct 7th, 2003 01:11 AM |
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silver_tears
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Gender: Unspecified
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Guys have feelings too. But, like, who cares?
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
I hate everybody, and you're next.
Please don't make me kill you.
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're okay now.
I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
Warning: I have an attitude, and I know how to use it.
Remember my name -- you'll be screaming it later.
You KNOW you want me.
Don't worry. It'll only seem kinky the first time.
Of course I don't look busy - I did it right the first time!
Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
I'm multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time.
You, me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
All stressed out and no one to choke.
I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
Nobody knows I'm not wearing underwear.
I'm out of estrogen and I have a gun.
these are female versions 
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Oct 7th, 2003 03:23 AM |
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silver_tears
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Gender: Unspecified
Location: |
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Dec 11th, 2003 02:03 AM |
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lil bitchiness
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 Gender: Female
Location: Limassol, Cyprus Moderator |
I have some of them..
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في هذا العالم ثلاثة أشخاص أفسدوا البشرية : راعي غنم , طبيب و راكب الجمال , و راكب الجمال هو أسوأ نشال و أسوأ مشعوذ بين الثلاثة
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Dec 11th, 2003 02:04 AM |
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StinkFist462
Your Mom
Gender: Male
Location: Minneapolis, MN |
i want to get a shirt that says "**** off you ****in ****"
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Dec 11th, 2003 02:19 AM |
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lil bitchiness
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Gender: Female
Location: Limassol, Cyprus Moderator |
''THE FOUR STAGES OF LIFE; 1) You believe in Santa Claus. 2) You don't believe in Santa Claus. 3) You become Santa Claus. 4) You start to look like Santa Claus.''
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في هذا العالم ثلاثة أشخاص أفسدوا البشرية : راعي غنم , طبيب و راكب الجمال , و راكب الجمال هو أسوأ نشال و أسوأ مشعوذ بين الثلاثة
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Dec 11th, 2003 02:23 AM |
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Roulette
Freak
 Gender: Female
Location: Arkham Asylum |
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Madness, as you know, is like gravity...all it takes is a little push.
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Dec 11th, 2003 02:29 AM |
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DeNiro
Senior Member
 Gender: Male
Location: |
Those r geat i wished i owned all of them but the absolute best shirt like that was worn by the bodybuilder from the mtv show true life i search the net high and low for it it says
Keep starring.... I might do a trick....
LMFAO PURE GOLD THAT SHIRT WAS
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Dec 11th, 2003 02:54 AM |
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thorncrawler
very with the sexy W_E
 Gender: Male
Location: United Kingdom |
i've seen Everyone needs to believe in something. I believe i'll have another drink
if you can read this then the b*tch has fallen off(on the back of a shirt)
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@->--"victims arn't we all"
the glass may be half full but the bottles empty
i was  with yumcarrots, now im with wicked_elphie
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Dec 11th, 2003 11:10 AM |
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Greek_girl
standing strong
 Gender: Female
Location: In love with my man! |
lmao
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Dec 11th, 2003 12:31 PM |
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*r4e*
I am not a nut.
Gender: Female
Location: Finland |
lol those are great! i want the most of them.
i own shirts that says:
i love me
follow me, i'm popular
role model
mirror (and then below the text is a smiling pig )
yep, i admit, those shirts make me look very self-satisfied. but what's wrong with telling the truth?
-hanna-
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"Trying is the first step towards failure. "
"If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English. "
"Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand! "
Homer Simpson, the man with the right attitude. My idol, my role model, my teacher.
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Dec 11th, 2003 01:28 PM |
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Clavis
HOT
 Gender: Female
Location: in the middle of nowhere |
rite... someone likes themselves huh!
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Dec 11th, 2003 02:46 PM |
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clispin
Senior Member
 Gender: Female
Location: the edge of reson. |
I dont have it but i want it, theres one that says:
barbie is a **** by sindy...
classic!!!
i love those shirts i want them...lol
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'Veni, Vidi, Velcro' - I came, I saw, I stuck around. 
By the time they had diminished from 50 to eight, the other dwarves began to suspect "Hungry". 
Elvis is dead, Mozart is dead, Einstein is dead, and I'm not feeling so great myself. 
 DANCE!! DANCE YOU FOOLS!!!!
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Dec 11th, 2003 06:27 PM |
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Korri
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totally kewl
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Dec 11th, 2003 06:28 PM |
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DeNiro
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Gender: Male
Location: |
I wish that Abercrombie and Fitch would make a shirt that said meathead because they got a bunch of shirts that say like this and that but no meathead one yet so i am just waiting for it to come out
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Dec 11th, 2003 06:53 PM |
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