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Tongue Two New Elements

Two new additions to the periodic table of elements:

Element Name: WOMANIUM Symbol: WO

Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)

Physical properties: Generally soft and round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts when treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.

Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and
precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.

Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands!


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Element Name: MANIUM Symbol: XY
Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)

Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample.

Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.

Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with KD (Element: CHILDIUM) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.

Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.

Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.

and thats it for today im bored of making new threads big grin enjoy all big grin

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since no one else has..... laughing out loud


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THAT IS SO TRUE!!!

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cool, wonder if my science teacher knows this yet...

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"Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands!" yes


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''Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell'' haha!


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"Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command." wink






its us, the older generation of newbies.... it was reasonably qiuet around here before then


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*tackles burly* laughing out loud

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"Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself."

yes


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eek! lol i forgot bout this one stick out tongue
I have tons of threads around here embarrasment

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most are jokes if you care enough to dig stick out tongue

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quote:
Originally posted by silver_tears
*tackles burly* laughing out loud

you and tackle wink


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