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Knock Knock
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
I know it was you.
Crap.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A talking pig.
Pigs can’t talk.
Neither can penguins, but I can’t shut him up! Wait till you get a load of the dancing candelabra…
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
You want to buy a kitten?
You want to buy a kitten who?
Make pretty pet.
I’m allergic to cats.
Taste good, too?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
You sure you don’t want buy a little kitten?
Yes, I’m sure.
Could make one cute fuzzy glove?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Ted Bundy
Ted Bundy who?
Let me in, meat!
No!
I mean… Hello I am Santa Claus.
Yay! Santa!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
A Predator drone-launched Hellfire missile.
Saddam, I think it’s for you!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Gandalf the Gray Wizard, friend to hobbits and elves!
Dork-ass loser.
Don’t hit me! Don’t hit me!
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
My mouth is full of spiders.
My mouth is full of spiders who?
I didn’t kill the baby. It was made out of popcorn. Popcorn baby! I need a bucket - my knuckles are melting…
Man, you have got to lay off the cough syrup.
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Hitler
Hitler who?
Hitler: German, dictator, mass murderer. Little mustache? One testicle? “HEIL ME!” Ring a bell?
I thought you were someone else.
How is that possible? There is only ONE HITLER!
Nope. Went to school with a Nelson Hitler.
You’re just trying to annoy me now.
Do you really have just one testicle?
You’d think I miss it, but I don’t
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Forgive me Father, for I have sinned.
What, and that makes you special?
Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Some.
Some who?
Some ******* telling you knock, knock jokes.
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Knock knock?
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Oct 7th, 2003 04:50 AM |
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LanceWindu
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Who's there?
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Oct 7th, 2003 04:53 AM |
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Tied Hiker
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Um . . . "hatch".
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Oct 7th, 2003 04:54 AM |
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LanceWindu
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Hatch Who?
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Oct 7th, 2003 04:59 AM |
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this ought to be good....
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Oct 7th, 2003 05:14 AM |
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LanceWindu
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...waiting...
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Oct 7th, 2003 05:19 AM |
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Gazzunheit.
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Oct 7th, 2003 05:19 AM |
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LanceWindu
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Knock Knock
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Oct 7th, 2003 05:23 AM |
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LanceWindu
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I said KNOCK KNOCK!!!
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Oct 7th, 2003 05:42 AM |
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whos there?
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Oct 7th, 2003 05:45 AM |
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LanceWindu
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Sham
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sham who *waits for the shamu punch line*
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Oct 7th, 2003 05:48 AM |
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LanceWindu
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hehe
Wait this joke wasn't supposed to be about your mother.
No offense
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Oct 7th, 2003 05:49 AM |
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Whoa. That's kind of harsh don't you thinK?
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Oct 7th, 2003 05:59 AM |
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LanceWindu
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Ahh, it's just a joke.
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Oct 7th, 2003 06:02 AM |
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aint no thing, homey.
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Oct 7th, 2003 06:03 AM |
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Okay, Lance. Okay, Rouge. You guys are both jedis, I see, no?
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Oct 7th, 2003 06:12 AM |
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LanceWindu
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Master Jedi
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Oct 7th, 2003 06:14 AM |
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Yes, you are a master jedi and rouge is I guess on a whole nuther level?
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