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silver_tears
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 Things to keep you busy.........
.........on an elevator 
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.
2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to
other passengers.
3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering:
"Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!"
4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.
5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.
6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the
elevator.
7. Shave.
8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask:
"Got enough air in there?"
9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.
10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors
open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.
12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol coming!"
13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.
14. One word: Flatulence!
15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay
open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at
the bottom.
16. Do Tai Chi exercises.
17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then
announce: "I've got new socks on!"
18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not
now, damn motion sickness!"
19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.
20. Meow occassionally.
21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.
22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"
23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.
24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.
25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.
26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.
27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.
28. Burp, and then say "mmmm...tasty!"
29. Leave a box between the doors.
30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.
31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers "through"
it.
32. Start a sing-along.
33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your
beeper?"
34. Play the harmonica.
35. Shadow box.
36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.
37. Lean against the button panel.
38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.
39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.
40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the
other passengers that this is your "personal space."
41. Bring a chair along.
42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see
whats in muh mouf?"
43. Blow spit bubbles.
44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.
45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host
body."
46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.
47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.
49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."
50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler "Bad touch!"
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Kostabot
I'm a rooster illusion
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Oct 7th, 2003 03:50 PM |
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silver_tears
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48 is me fav 
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Oct 7th, 2003 03:51 PM |
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Kostabot
I'm a rooster illusion
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I like No2
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Oct 7th, 2003 03:52 PM |
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Storm
Black belt BJJ
Gender: Female
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I like 3, 8, 27 and 49
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I am not driven by people’ s praise and I am not slowed down by people’ s criticism.
You only live once. But if you live it right, once is enough. Wrong. We only die once, we live every day!
Make poverty history.
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Oct 7th, 2003 05:16 PM |
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BadKitty
cockeyed
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I really like 10,36 and 48! though they are all hella funny! 
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Oct 7th, 2003 05:20 PM |
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Korri
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no 5 is something Smiddy would do
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Oct 7th, 2003 05:21 PM |
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The Force
Holy Hypocrits!
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ROFLMAO, that list is funny, i should try a couple
# 45 is hilarious
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Don't mess with The Force, because I ownz you. -The Force
Crazy Christian all over your candy arse. 
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Korri
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i think we all should
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Oct 7th, 2003 05:25 PM |
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The Force
Holy Hypocrits!
Gender: Male
Location: In my reality |
yes i do to 
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Made by the awesome transforming Hegemon
Don't mess with The Force, because I ownz you. -The Force
Crazy Christian all over your candy arse.
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Oct 7th, 2003 05:38 PM |
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Storm
Black belt BJJ
Gender: Female
Location: Moderator |
do I have the use an elevator tomorrow? ... yes I do 
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I am not driven by people’ s praise and I am not slowed down by people’ s criticism.
You only live once. But if you live it right, once is enough. Wrong. We only die once, we live every day!
Make poverty history.
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Oct 7th, 2003 05:38 PM |
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Phoenix
Luna Lovegood
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17. is something I would actually do.... 
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Oct 7th, 2003 05:38 PM |
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Korri
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i know wot i would have liked to have done in the elevator in The Matrix 
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Oct 7th, 2003 05:39 PM |
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Storm
Black belt BJJ
Gender: Female
Location: Moderator |
don' t we all know that? 
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I am not driven by people’ s praise and I am not slowed down by people’ s criticism.
You only live once. But if you live it right, once is enough. Wrong. We only die once, we live every day!
Make poverty history.
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Korri
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im really an Angel
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Oct 7th, 2003 05:40 PM |
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Treehuggerjanie
im thinking about...
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they funny.
Things to do in a shop
1. Get boxes of condoms & randomly put them in peoples' carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at 10-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "I think we have a code 3 in houseware," and see what happens.
5. Put some M&M's on lay away.
6. Move CAUTION WET FLOOR signs to carpet areas.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department, tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people leave me alone."
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
10. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission Impossible.'
11. While handling guns in the hunting department ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
12. Hide in the clothing rack and when people browse through whisper "PICK ME! PICK ME!!!!!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fatal position and scream "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
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Oct 7th, 2003 05:46 PM |
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Korri
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damn no shops in the matrix 
oh the old TV repair shop woho!!
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Oct 7th, 2003 05:47 PM |
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Treehuggerjanie
im thinking about...
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tehehe
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Oct 7th, 2003 05:49 PM |
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Korri
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Angel
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