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silver_tears
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Has this ever happened to you?
A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party.
She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the
party alone. He being a devoted husband, protested, but she
argued and said she was going to take some aspirin and go to
bed, and there was no need of his good time being spoiled by not
going. So he took his costume and away he went.
The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour, awakened without
pain and as it was still early, she decided to go the party.
In as much as her husband did not know what her costume was, she
thought she would have some fun by watching her husband to see
how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting
around on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he
could, and copping a little feel here and a little kiss there.
His wife sidled up to him and being a rather seductive babe
herself, he left his partner high and dry and devoted his time
to the new stuff that had just arrived.
She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her
husband.
Finally, he whispered a little proposition in her ear and she
agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little
bang. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and
went home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering
what kind of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind
of a time he had. He said, "Oh, the same old thing. You know I
never have a good time when you're not there."
Then she asked, "Did you dance much?"
He replied, I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I
got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we
went into the den and played poker all evening. But you're not
going to believe what happened to the guy I loaned my costume
to......."
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Oct 9th, 2003 04:07 AM |
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Pablo G
Coolest Beaner Around
 Gender: Male
Location: Hermosillo, Mexico |
no
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Pablo G
Coolest Beaner Around
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Location: Hermosillo, Mexico |
jk didn't even read that long ass thing
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Oct 9th, 2003 04:07 AM |
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silver_tears
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well u missed quite a story 
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Oct 9th, 2003 04:08 AM |
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Pablo G
Coolest Beaner Around
Gender: Male
Location: Hermosillo, Mexico |
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"You can get further with a kind word and a gun, than just a kind word" - Al Capone
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Oct 9th, 2003 04:15 AM |
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BadKitty
cockeyed
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I read it silver(please log in to view the image) I thought was funny as hell,that would be aweful!
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Oct 9th, 2003 04:15 AM |
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Pablo G
Coolest Beaner Around
Gender: Male
Location: Hermosillo, Mexico |
hahahahaha it rocks ! I finally read it.
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Oct 9th, 2003 04:15 AM |
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silver_tears
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i found it very amusing 
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Oct 9th, 2003 04:16 AM |
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