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Tptmanno1
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Questions of our lives

> > 1. If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times,
>does
> > he become disoriented?
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> > 2. If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from
>Holland
> > called Holes?
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> > 3. Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack?
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> > 4 . If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
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> > 5 . If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
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> > 6. When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts" and you put your
> > two cents in . . . what happens to the other penny?
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> > 7 . Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
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> > 8 . Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale
> > bread to begin with?
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> > 9 . When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
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> > 10 . Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person
>who
> > drives a race car not called a racist?
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> > 11 . Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites?
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> > 12 . Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?
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> > 13 . Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
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> > 14 . "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language.
> > Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
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> > 15 . If FedEx and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
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> > 16 . Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
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> > 17 . What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?
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> > 18. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What
> > are we supposed to do, write to them? Why don't they just put their
> > pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen can look for them while
>they
> > deliver the mail?
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> > 19 . If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are
> > the others here for?
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> > 20 . You never really learn to swear until you learn to drive.
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> > 21 . No one ever says, "It's only a game" when their team is winning.
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> > 22 . Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't
>zigzag?
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> > 23 . Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door
> > went nuts.
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> > 24 . If a cow laughed, would milk come out her nose?
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> > 25 . Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
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> > 26 . Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those
>little
> > bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE
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> > 27 . Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing
> > section in a swimming pool?
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> > 28 . OK...so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the
> > Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the
> > Tennessee Titans?
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> > 29 . If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... Does that mean that
>one
> > enjoys it?


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Why do they sterilize the injections which will be used to kill a prisoner ?


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haha good one


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these are all good ones!!(please log in to view the image)

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why dont we have firing squads anymore?


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some states still do

(texas)


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quote:
Originally posted by tptmanno1
some states still do

(texas)
well then looks like your in luck rogue!!

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we most certainly do not.


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Hmm tuff luck then.sorry

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Iv got one why do they make hot dog packages of 8 but hot dog bun packages only come with 6

And why do they have brail on drive up atm's?Blind people cant drive


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Tptmanno1
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o sory
i read somewhere that some states still do
i thought it sayd texas but i could have been wrong
good one gambit, but i thought that was on there
obiously not


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laughing out loud
where do you guys keep getting this kinda stuff


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email baby
i got a bunch of ppl who send me this stuff


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why did they call it civil war when there is nothing civil about war?


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Why is it that if you're not smiling, people tell you "Smile, it could be worse?" Well, now it just got worse cuz I've got some dumb@ass insisting I smile when I didn't feel like smiling to begin with.


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