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A man and his wife were doing yard work outside. The wife goes
inside to take a shower. The husband was still outside and
wanted to rake up the leaves on his front lawn, but he couldn't
find the damn rake.

He yells to his wife, who looks out the upstairs bathroom
window, "Where's the rake?" Unfortunately she can't hear him. So
he decides to point to his eye (meaning I), points to his knee
(meaning need), and then makes raking motions. She has no idea
what he means and yells, "What?" So he goes through the whole
routine again.

She nods, this time, like she understands what he's trying to
say and, then, points to her eye, points to her left breast,
points to her ass, and points to her crotch. Her husband is
totally confused (and somewhat aroused), so he goes into the
house, runs up the stairs, and leans his head around the corner.
"What did you say?" he asks. She replies, "Eye, left ***,
behind, the bush."

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what's the *** ?


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t.i.t.

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boobies...hehehehehehe


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that is tight.


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Boobs no expression


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I think you should die rob no expression

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laughing out loud ha


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quote:
Originally posted by silver_tears
I think you should die rob no expression


Your so kind big grin


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Like I mean I really really do yes in fact if I could I would do it myself

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Yay for you no expression


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*rimshot*


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lol, that's good. Real good.


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I've only just met this rob, and I think he should die too


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rrrite


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no expression dont get it

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thumb up laughing

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