Got Pants?

Forgive me if this has already been started somewhere but....

Here's a super fun game where you take a quote from any movie and change a word or words to "pants" but keep it in context, like so:

The Two Towers
Aragorn: They do not come to destroy Rohan's crops or villages. They come to destroy its pants, down to the last pair!
Theodan: What would you have me do? Look at my men, their pants hang by a thread.
Aragorn: Send for tailors, you must call for aid!
Theodan: And who will come? Old Navy? The Gap? We are not so lucky in our pants as you.

FOTR
Galadriel: Will you look into the pants?
Frodo: What will I see?

What the hell?!

Schartzenegger, "I'll be pants."

lol, come on Neo dude, its fun!

Fugitive
Dr. Kimble: I didn't pants my wife!
Dep. Gerard: I don't care!

POTC
You best start believin in pants, Miss Turner, you're in 'em.
Jack Sparrow: Human hair, from my pants.

FOTR
Boromir: Gondor has no pants. Gondor needs no pants.

Have you ever danced with the pants in the pale moon light? - Jack Nicholpants. *Bat-Pants.*

i like your pants....take off your pants.

A League of Their Own: "There's no pants in baseball!"

Rush Hour: "Do you understand the words that are commin' out of my pants?"

Star Wars: "Use the pants, Luke."

I don't wear pants, only shorts.

i wear flat front khakis.

We waste our lives working at jobs we hate to buy pants we don't need!

Tyler Durden, "Fight Club"

"The name on everybody's lips is gonna be... pants!"

((Chicago))

FOTR-it is mie to give to who i wish like my pants

Commander Lock: Not everyone believes what pants do Morpheus. Morpheus: My pants do not require them to.

The Architect: I am the Architect. I created the pants. I've been waiting for you. You have many pants, and although the process has altered your pants, you remain irrevocably human. Ergo, some of my pants you will understand, and some of them you will not. Concordantly, while your first pair may be the most pertinent, you may or may not realize it is also the most irrelevant.

neo: Pants, the problem is pants

"I've got dozens of civilians down here and they're covered with pants!"

"Pants? PANTS!? Who gives a f*** about PANTS?!"