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KidRock
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Best Stay Home From School Excuses!

hey guys what is your best excuses if you dont want to go to school the next day

i usually say *in a low voice* mom i dont feel good i have such a headache and im dizzy or something in that area lol

OR ill say i have a ear ache thats usually full proof lol

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Oct 20th, 2003 01:19 AM

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diegocala
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Ha! I call that my scratchy voice
I only use it for Work though

My School does not accept sick calls

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Re: Best Stay Home From School Excuses!

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Originally posted by KidRock
hey guys what is your best excuses if you dont want to go to school the next day

i usually say *in a low voice* mom i dont feel good i have such a headache and im dizzy or something in that area lol

OR ill say i have a ear ache thats usually full proof lol

same with me, but ya see i've got a BLACK momma so it only works 15% of the time erm

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yeah i used to never fake being sick i always went to school so now that i have gotten older i have the right to go mom i dont feel like going to school u wanna do sumthing and i will say i will help clean the house if u do let me stay home and of course she lets me or do this make a orthadontist appoinment or sumthing in the middel of the day and be like yeah well i can go to school and leave and then come abk and they usally say naw just stay home that always works with me or i just am in bed i put my finger down my throt and throw up in the toilet and throwing up is a 100 percent pure stay at home excuse

Oct 20th, 2003 02:59 AM

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Maximus_E.
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I din't make an' excuse

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throwing up is not good for you though erm

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Tex
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Back in the days I would always fake stomach aches! You mom cant check it out with a thermometer! evil face

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DeNiro
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my mom trust me ne ways i never lyed to her then when i relaized where is this honesty gettin me i started to fake it once in a while

Oct 20th, 2003 03:52 AM

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my parents died in a horrible car accident

worked like a charm

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Crisis
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I have to get the train to school but once i walked back home from the station, and told my mum that all the trains were delayed for atleast 3 hours. she belived it, and my dad took our only car to work so i didn't have to got school

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Tired-Hiker
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Say you have bad diarrhea and can't control your sh!t pattern.

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say you are pregnant, must be the all time excuse for boys

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BackFire
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I never really ditched school, i would however Overemphasize my sicknesses. Like if I had a small cold, i would make it sound alot worse then it was.

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Tired-Hiker
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Yeah, that's basically ditching school. laughing out loud

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Oct 20th, 2003 08:42 AM

BackFire
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well there was some truth behind why I'd stay home though.

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Oct 20th, 2003 08:54 AM

Tired-Hiker
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I know what you mean. Sometimes I call in sick just cuz I'm sick of working.

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Oct 20th, 2003 08:57 AM

BackFire
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Yeah, same thing.

Or, sometimes I wouldn't shit for like 4 days, and then I'd take a huge dump before school and say I'm sick, and use the crap as proof.

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Oct 20th, 2003 08:59 AM

Tired-Hiker
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quote:
Originally posted by BackFire349
Yeah, same thing.

Or, sometimes I wouldn't shit for like 4 days, and then I'd take a huge dump before school and say I'm sick, and use the crap as proof.

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Oct 20th, 2003 09:40 AM

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I take the heater in the bath room and put it on high and put my face up to it so that i feel warm then go to my mom and tell her that i don't feel good... works every time...

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