Things NOT to say in a public bathroom(Err....yeah....why'd I bother posting this? )
Curtousy of a friend and in no particular order:
1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor, "May I borrow a highlighter?"
2. Say "Uh oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
3. Cheer and clap loudly every time somebody breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
4. Say, "Hmmm, I've never seen that color before."
5. Drop a marble and say, "oh shoot!! My glass eye!!"
6. Say "Darn, this water is cold."
7. Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds and then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet bowl from a high place six to eight feet. Sigh relaxingly.
8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors while yelling, "Whoa! Easy boy!!"
11. Say, "Interesting....more sinkers than floaters.
12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall wall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here, please?"
13. Say. "C'mon Mr. Happy! Don't fall asleep on me!!"
14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot"
15. Say, "Darn, I Knew that drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I gonna do?"
16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over again on your butt cheeks.
17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
18. Lower a small mirror underneath the stall wall and adjust it so you can see your neighbor and say, "Peek-a-boo!"
19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free"
20. When you're in a bathroom stall take a Snickers candy bar with you and when someone is next to you, squish it in your hand and reach under the stall wall and say "You got any more toilet paper over there, This side's completely out."
__________________ ~Sylvannas~
"A meal that costs my dignity is still free." ~Garland, 8-Bit Theatre
Yes, I rather like this Sylvannas fellow. He's very theatrical, you know. Gotta get me some of that.
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"If the facts don't fit the theory, change the facts." ~ Albert Einstein
"Envy can be a positive motivator. Let it inspire you to work harder for what you want." The MadKowDZs Website "It is unwise to lower your defenses!"~Darth Vader
__________________ -I fling poo!
-Cheer up stupid, you can still get your G.E.D
-Strangers have the best candy
-If I was a turd, I would jump out and scare people
-Some do..... Some don't......I might.
-The more you disapprove, the more fun it is for me.
-ME WANT COOKIES!!!!
Even better...an extension of the snickers bit...you take a snickers (or n honor of Caddyshack..a Baby Ruth) and squish it in the wrapper, then take it out and leave it on the floor, the toilet seat, the sink, a urinal, there's really a lot of room to get creative with that one
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