i am going to list some simpsons quotes since u r el barto ok here i go
Have u seen ne other side effects since bart has been taking phocosin. Homer- yay he stop blinking, he said thats when they get you.
Homer- Why dont u make some bussiness offers like ur sister is doing??? Bart- Illlll dooo iittt this afternooon
bart- eat my shorts
Lisa- i thought i told u to wash the dishes bart. Bart- im letting them soak. Lisa- you said that two days ago now they have rusted threw. Bart- there not rusted threw, IITTsss ann a illusion *waves hands around*
Arwen:
Renich i lú i erui govannem?
[Translation: "Do you remember when we first met?"]
Aragorn:
Nauthannen i ned ôl reniannen.
[Translation: "I thought I had strayed into a dream."]
Arwen:
Gwenwin in enninath. Ú-'arnech in naeth i si celich. Renech i beth i pennen?
[Translation: "Long years have passed. You did not wear the troubles you carry now. Do you remember what I told you?"]
Aragorn:
You said you'd bind yourself to me, forsaking the immortal life of your people.
Arwen:
And to that I hold. I would rather share one lifetime with you, than face all the Ages of this world alone.
[She gives him her necklace, the Evenstar jewel, a symbol of her immortality.]
I choose a mortal life.
Aragorn:
You cannot give me this.
Arwen:
It is mine to give to whom I will. Like my heart.
[They kiss.]
the one from LOTR
How about this quote from Lord of the Rings?
"The ring cannot be destroyed, Gimli son of Gloin, by any craft that we here possess. The ring was made in the fires of Mount Doom, and only there can it be unmade. It must be taken deep into Mordor and cast back into the fiery cazm from whence it came. One of you must do this."
Hugo Weaving as Elrond.
Some of mine are:
Gimli: It's true you don't see many dwarf women. In fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they are mistaken for dwarf men. Aragorn: It's the beards
Gimli: I can't see! What's going on?
Legolas: Would you like me to describe it to you? Or shall I fetch you a box?
Gimli: I am wasted over long distances. We Dwarves are natural sprinters. We are deadly over shorter distances.
Gollum: Cold be heart and hand and bones, cold be travelers far from home... they do not see what lies ahead when sun has failed and moon is dead!
Aragorn: Gentlemen, we do not stop till nightfall.
Pippin: But what about breakfast?
Aragorn: You've already had breakfast.
Pippin: One, yes. But what about second breakfast?
Merry: I don't think he knows about second breakfast, Pip.
Pippin: What about elevenses? And luncheon? And afternoon tea? And dinner? And supper? He knows about those, right?
Merry: I don't think so, Pip.
Elrond: Together you form the Fellowship of the Ring.
Pippin: Terrific! Where are we going?